Passenger: “Do you stop at the Hightone Hotel, conductor?” ’Bus Conductor: “Not on my wages, ma’am.”
An ardent Christian scientist was doing his best to persuade a sick friend that there was nothing the matter with him. The sick man became so impatient that lie said, “Look here! Supposing a man has nothing the matter with him, and lie dies of it; what didn’t lie have the matter with him?”
He had arrived home hungry after a hard day’s work, and was determined to enjoy the evening meal. His wife sat opposite. “George, I wish you would eat your peas with your fork.” “Good gracious, Maggie, you’ll be wantin’ me to ’ave me dinner with me collar oil next!”
Man’s Faithful Companion. The most constant companion the average man has is liis watch. Sec that this watch is a Rolex and you have through many years a faithful servant chronicling (he time with uncanny accuracy. Rolex is famous for ils time-keeping properties, being (lie holder of no fewer than 25 world’s records.
Lifeless Hair restored with Brice’s Special Strength Regenerator.—Nees, Chemists, Hardy street.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 3 January 1931, Page 3
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