“I .have tickets for the theatre.” “Good ! I will start dressing at once.” “Do, dear; they arc for to-morrow night.”
Teacher: “Can any boy tell me the earliest reference in history to a theatre?” Tommy: “Yes, teacher; wo read in the. Bible that Joseph was taken from tho family circle and put into the pit.”
He: “Don’t bring me any bills; 1 can’t face them.” She: “You needn’t, darling; I only want you to foot them.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 3 January 1931, Page 3
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