.Office Boy: "The boss is beginning to take an interest in me." Head Clerk: "Is he?" Boy: "Yes; he asked me yesterday if I worked here."
Magistrate (to prisoner): "How big was the brick you threw? Was it as big as my .head?" Prisoner: "Yes, your honour, but not so thick."
Sam-was employed in a village grocery shop. 'He,was. completing his duties one night when his master's voice sounded from'the head of the stairs. "Sam, have you sanded tho sugar?" "Yes." "And have you watered the milk?" "Yes." "Wei!, then, como upstairs to evening prayers."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIII, 7 August 1929, Page 10
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