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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 246, 15 October 1881, Page 2

This is bow the New Zealand Licensed Victuallers' Gazette reveals trade secrets: — *> The agent of a large brewery flrm, not long ago, finding himself with a large quantity of beer tbat had gpne pfE-, and himself on the 'erge of an ♦ arrangement with his creditors' inconsequence, sent for an analytical chemist, explained the case and asked him what was to be done. The chemist considered the matter. and recommended a process of treatment which would restore the tone of tbe beer, though still leaving it with a peculiar tsfete. Tbfe beei? was accordingly treated as advised, advertised' as a peculiar tonic ale, and sold iv enormous quantities. The beer is nqw one of the most popular ; it is druok by invalids, praised by the faculty, and believed in by the public, though before it was chemically treated* it was not Worth twopence a hogshead, and tho brewer merely called in a chemist as an alternative to a fiat in bankruptcy." A druggist in New Hampshire, threatens the local paper with a libel suit for putting an "i," in the place of au «« a," in his advertisement of grape pills. Chaug, the Chinese giant who travels with Barnum, wishes to be esthetic, and wears a sunflower in his button-hole. The son of the orb of day could wear no higher, celestial emblem, and its size suits his own. . . f\ Hollowat's Pills.— lndigestion.— How much thought has been -bestowed, and what ponderous volumes have been written .upon this plague of every household, which is with certainty and safety dispelled without f ear of relapse, by a course of this purifying,' soothing and tonic medicine 1 It acts directly on thei sumach, Hver, and bowels— tnqre indirectly, though not less effectively on, the brain, neryes, vessels, and' glands, and commands such order throughout the entire system that harmony dwells between each organ and its functions. Dyspepsia need no longer be the bugbear of the public, since Holloway's Pills are fully competent to subdue the most- c hronic and distressing cases of impared digestion and to restore the miserable aufferer to health, strength, and cheerfulness. ; M ASO NIC H ALL— The Lord willing, W. POWLEY will preach "Christ" TO-MORROW (Sunday) Afternoon, at 8 ? Evening at 6.30. 4103—1 WANTED a STEADY LAD that has been used to horses. Apply to-night to JAMES LUCRE,' Crown Stables. 4112 „ Gospel in tlje baptist CbVpW' tth MQgftOff NIGHT, ft'iMJ . Civil Seivice Stores. YOU CAN BUY the best FBESH BOTrt „„ TER in Town at Bd. per lb. Prime CHEESE at 6d. per lb. : ' 4107 . R. AITKEN. WANTED KO MEN 1 to c»ll at PHILLIPS'S, Tra^gar^st.. with 7/each, and secure the'best vatae'eyer offered m PRINTED MOLE TROWSEBS. COTTON BHIET6/ l/f e«b. ' 4ilp«l