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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 165, 13 July 1881, Page 4

But a few words rhyme with "advery,~ nr . " User. The aiiveiiber lie is wiser Tban the Kaiser, about exH<iu3ts the panel. — Free Press. Indeed! then perhaps yon never heard ' that there was once a miser, who lived by a geyser, on fast rolling leer, and married Elizer, end tried to advise tbat co early riser would ever despise her, but hiahly would prize ber, if early sha hies her to the kitchen and fries her old rain's appetiser io the shape of b gocd breakfast before he gets up in the morning. And the panel isn'f • xhmisted yet. — " Philadelphia Bulletin" Thia is no lie, sir. Pc-rbaps again you'll try, sir '? There h s bsen a serious division in ths colored Methodist church at Elizsbethto??n, Ky. A meeting of the members dtvelcpel a great «mouot of bitterness. When all in favor of a certain resolution were requested to hold up their right hands Brother Winterbower's band was uplifted, and Brother L*e Bhot a bullet through it. Bj.h men thtn fired indiscrimina'ely, and the gathering dispersed without waiting for a formal. dismissal.