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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XIV, Issue 158, 4 July 1879, Page 4

There must be some playful folk '.in thesje dull times in the Wairarapa. ;The Masterton journal says:— " One or two attempts have been made lately to hoax us into publishing notices of births of fictitious twins. Having once been sold in this manner, we are vert unlikely to be again deceived. We do not insert notices of twins now without either It duly sworn affidavit from tbe parents or f personal inspection of the offspring." A delicate, forlorn, and (clay colored Chinese hawker of small wares, well knowa in Dunedin as " the doctor," was unwittingly converted into a walking advertisement for Mr George Darrell the other day. Some larrikins waiting their chance, attached a large poster labelled " Back from the GraveV on the doctor's back, and the not inappropriate inscription created considerable amusement in the public streets. The Chinese army (says a Foochow paper) will never become a very respectable organjuation until certain sweeping reforms are made. It appears that gunners, riflemen, and swordsmen, however great their ak^U, can never be promoted from the ranks j whilst stall in archery secures the reward of a button as soon as ever it js manifested. Gunners, &c, if very skilful, are rewarded with presents of tobacco-pouches, and suchlike trifles. ! The latest yarn aboat -fast time is to the effect ,tha* 00 a certain American railroad + young man, put his. head out of the car window to kiss his girl good-by, when the traip went ahead so rapidly that he kissed tin oia African female at the next station. A jockey calls bis horses Kerosene and. Petroleum, because the/ are a paraffine * steeds. - Coming events cast their shadows before them — those who remain too long hesitating j get overtaken by the event as well as the shadow. How many a valuable life would have been saved, if .the premonitory symptoms of coming disease had been regarded ? I " Ghollah's Gbbat Indian Cuebs," if taken in time, are tbe most certain preventatives of serious disease eoer yet discovered. TheV are infallible remedies, and sold by afl Chemists. * Fioaitmal— For the Teeth and Breath — A lew dropr of the liquid •« Florillne " sprinkled on a wet .tooth-brush produce a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the teeth from all parasites and impuitries hardens th B guuw, prevenU tartar, stops decay , gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly whiteness, and a delightful' fragrance to 'the breach. Ift removes all unpleasant odour Brislng from decayed teeth or tobaccc smoke. " The Fragrant Floriliae." being composed in part of honey 4 aqd sweet herbs, ,is delicicua to the taste, and the greatest toilet dfscovery of the age. bold everywhere at 2s. 6d. Prepared by Henry C Gallup, 493 Oaford-itreet, London. Va&uablb Discovbkt fob thb Uaib.— ,l your Hair is turning grey or white, or falling off.^ne t The Mexican Hair Renewer," for \t mil jMtttitmh/ retime t« every ease Qnj or WAiie hair loiUt original coloar, wlthoat leaving the disagreeable smell ofmost <Be«toirerai.' Itjuakea the hair charmingly beautiful, as well as promoting tbe growth of the hair on ibald spoU where the glands are not daeayed. \ Ask your nearest chemfat for " The Mextcah Hair Renewer^* prepaied by ttenry C. Gallup, 493, Oxford-street, LondonAuid sold everywhere at f1t. 96. ip» bottle.- : Adviob to Mothebs I— Are yon broken in your rest by a siclr child infferta? with the pM» of cutting teeth f Go at once to » .Hoothfnlar Syrup. J ft irill 1 relieve thTpoqr sufferer inrmsdiately. It i« perfectly lurrnileas and pleasant to taste. It products natural quirt -deep, by- relieving the child trou pain, sad tbe Utd« cbenb awakes •• 4s MfJift:»a.»-!Mlk«nu It sooftes tbd. child, it sa^s r thf.: ig amf, allay* *U p^a, ttUevtia wind, regulates the bowels, aod Is the be rt known remedy for ;dysen:ery a^ dlaarbco 1, whether arising from teetfebg or > other oauaef. >old everywhere at is.- lid. p#r bottle; Manufactory 49?, OxJord-streei. J^ndoq. T^

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