Judge (to witness, a bricklayer) : " Now, Job Trowel, you made an affidavit in this case?" Witness: "Yes, sir." Judge: "And you know what an affidavit is, I suppose ? " Witness (confidently): "Yes, sir; it's the second course of bricks." A lady asked the Judge what she would say in Court if she were asked her age. The blunt jurist replied, " Say, Madam, what I believe would be the truth, that you are not yet come to the years of discretion." Incontrovertible, incontestible, indisputable, ungainsayable, incomparatable, superlatively Bupreme, stand the unparalleled remedies, " Ghollah's Great Indian ! Cukes." No such extraordinary cures brve ever been effected as by these marvellous Indian Medicines. Ask at the Chemists' for copies of the numerous testimonials given by respectable old Colonists.
NEW ZEALAND RAILWAYS. JJELSON aFd FOXHILL. TIME TABLE FROM APRIL 1, 1878, TILL FURTHER NOTICE. To In«nre Deapatcb, Goo is must be de lmred at the Goods Shed Half am Hour, and Parcels Fifteen Minutes Before the departure of the Trains. Both Goods and Parcels mu>t be Prepaid to all Station- except Nelson Richmond, and Fox Hill. Consignment Note?, on the proper forms must be filled up by the Sendeia. "" I H '■ ' === - I _a j§ « O i-i at <n co ■* tji <o O "% .« tj eccflooioo'* M jg a OHHHMonn fH v Ti CIOOOO>COOO>(0 S |3 " — e»eoco-*«o«o«^. B _ " : ■ "S £ *° 0<90«00<S r-l EX □ • .J WIOIDItIOb. 1O v — — §, n«(oeon tt) »- O m g —«co■* us — r-_ «co S. Bl W^>> H O — oo ao «a «o ■a a S ° io««Oio i~ tc »^ "^ M ■ a !?. «o «o co cm — o jj> "r-eMW^j-tfjF-^CNoO v kJxsm co co — w »*■ ■^t^r^ooxoococoooen f77T7777f" :Mg• s • : : , Ecs 2 i P ':< Jh «* 56 Q !| ililil St. S «. P3 :kx23 21 •* * » j- ta fflwoiencno _a K oJ O — dc>;«e>s-*i« 5 — — . a ~ ~ m .S go 00-"-iNtl!lM « g "O Cft — Ocn — sou; « 3 (5 » © — PSPS-*»«<Ot--5 — ■£ * *a «o | 30weowwo j5 a> o — wiNcoco^io (>, " «J «i «) X! io JO <c (£ C 9 'Oac«^« cc -- —to sioiaoidcosd § TT =J1^ :1 - B^SS'i • °. °°. " *"' « *» »O — >-" Se -go P< CMiatMctcMCNCXCOco' p " ■» uj ««o« kJ S SB co co ■* ««o-©I w•? p oieia»ddddd Notb — Trains stop at Stations marked * by Signal only. Passengers wishing to alight must give notice to the Guard at tbe previous Station. Paisengers are requested not to enter or leave the Ca»s while in motion. Season and School Tickets issued to aod from all Stations, at very low rates. Apply to the Manager. Paßaenger« are requested to examine thtir Change a d Tickets at the time of usue. Mistakes cannot afterwards be recognised. Single Tickets issued on Saturday's or Sanday's will be available for the return journey until Monday sight ;w. stone, 1459 Qeneral.Mjuiager.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XIV, Issue 69, 21 March 1879, Page 4
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