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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XIII, Issue 167, 12 July 1878, Page 4

■Writing of an inquest in Sydney, the * Vagabond' relates some amusing evidence that given, Onejwifcness described the barman at the hotel as a cross between a wood-chopper and an empty bottle/ The Coroner, astonished, as well he might be, demanded an explanation.; 'Well you. see sir,' ho passes his time between bringing out empty bottles and chopping wood. Another witness, a girl, made unconsciously a first-class pun. She was very reticent and shy, as females in such cases are apt to be, and MrWant was rather searching in hi 3 questions. She giggled and blushed so that the Coroner jocosely said, '"What is the matter? MrWant is not winking at you is he? «Oh no sir it is worse than that; he's pressing me so.' A young man in the prime of life, fall of vigour and high spirits, not heeding the dangers of the festive board, and the fashionable follies;of modern social life, was suddenly found to be stricken down by an attack of Rheumatic Gout of a very severe and dangerous character. His friends induced him to try the Rheumatism and Gout Mixtubes of " Ghollah's Great Indian Cures " — Christchurch, 4th. September, 1877. Sik — Having suffered severely from gout for about five years, I was induced to try your Indian Medicines, and continued their use for several weeks, using both the Rheumatism and Goat Mixtures. I found very great relief from their use, losing the severe pains and swellings in my feet and limbs and found myself able to walk about with a . freedom I had not been accustomed to for .some considerable time. I can recommend others suffering from rheumatism or gout to try your medicines, in the' belief that they will dp th^m, ,the same good as they did me.— I am/yottfs tibediently, Jbßff Tdnhbb.

Advkjb xo Mothers !— Are you broken in your retf by s sick child suffering with the pam of cutting teeth? Go at once to a chemist, and get a bottle of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. It will relieve the poor sufferer immediately. Ifc is perfectly harmless and pleasant to taste. It produces natural quiet sleep, by relieving the child from pain, and the little chernfc awakes "as bright as a button." It soothes the child, it softens the gums, allays all pain, relieves wind, regelates the bowels, and is the beat known remedy for dysentery and diarrhesa. whether arising from teething or other causes. Sold everywhere at is. ijd. per bottle. Manufactory, 493 Oxford-gtreet, London. Valuable Discovery fob thb Hair.— lf your hair is turning grey or white, or falling off, use " The Mexican Hair fienewer," for it mU vosiiively restore in every ease Grey oj. White hair to its original color, without leaving the disagreeable smell of most • Restorers.' It make* the hair charmingly beautifal, as well as promoting the growth of the bait on bald spots where the glands are not decayed. Ask your nearest chemist for •• The Mexican Hairßenewer," prepared by Benry C. G*llup, 493, Oxford-street, London, and sold everywhere at 3s. 6d. per bottle. 91© Flobilike !— For the Teeth and Breath.— A few drops of the liquid "Floroline" sprinkled on a wet tooth-brush produce a pleasant lather, which thoroughly cleanses the teeth from all parasites and impurities, hardens the gums, prevents tartar, stops decay, gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly whitoneaa, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. It removes all unpltssant odor arising from decayed teeth or tobacco smoke. "The Fragrant Floriline," being composed in part of honey and sweet herbs, is delicious 'to the taste, and the greatest toilet discovery of tha age. Sold everywhere at 2s. Gd. Prepared by Henry C ; Gallup, 493 Oxford-street London. 1091