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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XII, Issue 103, 3 May 1877, Page 4

| Punch is informed that Mr Bright felt so stron-jly oh the Eastern question that he declined to preside at his own dinner table ou CI *i!*tmas Day^ as he would -rot- help.. Tur- ; 1 k|ey under any circunistances. . V = "" "'"' ; Afat old gentleman was bitteh in the chit of the leg by a dog. He at once rushed to the office of a Justice of the Ifeace and .preferred a complaint against a man in the neighborhood, Whom he. supposed, to. be the ownec of, the offending cur. The following \yas ■; the defence offered on trial: . li. ,_>y testimbiiy iii favor 1 of th<3 general character of thy)db'^, I shall prove tbat iJiothnig c'biild make him so forgetful of' his canine dignity as to bite a calf. 2. !£&-■& blind arid^ cannot see' tolbit_.T i 3j ' Even if he could see to bite, it would bp utterly. jmpossible'for him to go out of his wky and do so brr account of his' severe, lameness. -C "Granting his. eyps, and. legs to be /good, he has I na v teeth y - Sj. My dog died six' weeks ago. Y-,6.'. I~ never had any dog. * . .: ■ ;/:;..,; *« 1 ■ ■ . j, . . . . ,*■ ' '<•

| Advice to Mothers ! — Are you broken ia ; your rest -by a-eick child suffering with thepiin of, cutting teeth? Goat o,nc,e chemist, and get a bottle of Mrs. Wihsld-ir's Soothing Syrup. It will, relieve , the poor Bblferer immediately. Ifc is perfectly harmless and pleasant to tiste. It produces natural 'quiet sleep, by relieving : the child from pain, and the little dherub awakes -"-as bright as a button." -It soothes the ; ctiild-. it -I solfehs the gumg, allays -all pain, relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is the best - known remedy for dysentery and -diarrhea **;,] whether atis'ing from teething or other causes. Sold -everywhere at ls. ljd. per bottle.. Manufactory, 493, Oxford-street, Loudon. ' FioaitiKß »— For the Teeth and Breath A few drops of tho liquid " Floroline ?' sprinkled - on a wet tooth-brush produce a pleasanij lather, which thoroughly cleanses . the teeth from all parasites and imparities, h'-rden* the gums, prevents tartar, stops deeny, gives to the teeth a peculiar pearly whiteness, and a delightful fragrance to the breath. It removes all unpleasant' odor arising from decayed teeth or ' tobacco smoke. "The Fragrant Floriline," being composed in part of honey and "• sweet herbs'- ia delicious to tha taste, aud the greatest toilet discovery of the age. ISold everywhere at is. 6d. Prepared by Henry C. Ga11up,493 Oxford-street London. 1091 VAUUnus D:BCOVERY FOR TGB HAIR —If your hair is turning grey, or white, or falling Off, use '| The Mexican Hair Reeewer," for it will positively restore in every case Grey or White hair to its original color, without leaving the disagreeable smell of most • Restorers.' It mikes the hair charmingly beautiful, aa well aspromoting the growth of the hair on bald spots where the glands are not decayed' Aek your nearest, chemist for "The Mexican Hair Renewer," prepare 1 by Henry C. Gallup, 493, Oxford-street, London, and sold everywhere at 3s. 6d. per bottle. ie<j