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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XI, Issue 125, 26 January 1876, Page 4

.' -,/;.';■ 'ouir We r ßt ; .ba's;; ; ?< wMttl^fM'Hiß' .jmother/: telling her. .his., j|pnow^:-r~^ Western peopleatade^d 'on etiquette. You can't "tell— a~man here lhafr he lies without .fighting. A few! day 8 ago a man was ;>;teiiing one of his neighbors, in my he»Wn s g, a'pretty large story. Sayßj,^, 'Stranger, that's a vvbopperl'!- Says he, .'Lay^thei^e,; Stranger,' and in the twinkling' of an eye I found myßelf in the ditch, a perfect quadruped. Upon. ■ ario3ieM ! o6caßioti' says 1 to a man I : ■".'. neyer^sawrbefpre, as a woman paese.d, V '•^iftyiril^'t^a'.Bpecinien of your .Wkfiij.^ y ern^bmen,;! "ja \i t ?" „ Tay a he , " You're afraiSVof fever Kan ti ague^ aih't you?" „;'-. " Vf By?;niuchv says I." « Well ,' replied t be^ ' thftt^lady^iß my wife; and if you don't apologise in two minutes, by the jhqnof' of T^; gentleman I, if wear that '.theße.l'wdpiatolß-^-wbich he held cocked , in his, s bandß--rßhall "cure you of .that diaorder entirely..'^ So L knelt down arid politely apologised. I admire the Western country much; but durn me ' if I Vcan Istand "ho much etiquette-^— it; always takes, me unawares.

/ ; OxyaßN is Lieb.~Db. BmoHT's Phos- : p'HODTNS.~Maltitu lea of people are hope-, -lesßlf-BuffCTinfe'-'from' Debility,. Nervous and ■i Liver- Complaints,'. ( Depression of Spirits, Hypoohondria, Timidity, ladigestipn, Failure ■of Hearing, Bight, land Memory, Lassitude; /W'antf of Power, &c. ,. whose caaps admit of a ! ; . perna.aneft>i cure by - the new remedy- Phbi- ; " pho4yine ,',(ozpnic.;oxv gen), which at once allay,B-iall ; irritation and ■ excitement, imparts I ;, newEpnergy^andilife'tb the enfeebled consitu';tidn, and rapidly carei every stage of these > hithegigs4npuraWe" and .dihtreßßlng imaladies; ■ , I. by ,ali;CfaemUtli?»nai ;^^Druggists ; tbrongh- -.' ' ; " '•bat ■j^.QlObfc'ciflStCawMoy.-^The largis anil? pho«|y^ Ji^ledlto^B^yßral inaications under ; ■'■■[•'■ wmvwhpb eimUar : ttanjesr of this 4^meS^p(B^pj<l^||b^igo^ to ob■^■jsirye^aij^s^ :& ;St^|^W;ti»tef^dßyi^^rt^t>-Phod..: : ; phodTne'engray^d} thereon, and that the same