N. N. A NOVEL IN THE FRENCH PARAGRAPHIC STYLE.

Nelson Evening Mail, Volume VI, Issue 207, 1 September 1871, Page 4

N. N. A NOVEL IN THE FRENCH PARAGRAPHIC STYLE.

By Bret Habte.

—Mademoiselle, I swear to you that I love you. —You who read these pages. You who turn your burning eyes upon these words— words that I trace — ab, Heaven ! the thought maddens me. I w iU be calm. I will imitate the reserve of the festive Englishman, who wears a spotted handkerchief which he calls a Belchio, who eats biftek, and caresses a bulldog. I will subdue myself like him. — Ha! Poto-beer. AU right — Godam ! — Or, I will conduct myself as the freeborn American — the gay Brother Johnathan ! I will whittle me a stick. I will' whistle to myself " Yankee Doodle," and forget my passion in excessive expectoration. . — Hoho ! — wake snakes and walk chalks. The ' world is divided into two great divisions : Paris and the provinces. There is but one Paris. There are several provinces, among which may be numbered England, America, Russia, and Italy. N N. was a Parisian. But NN. did not live in Paris. Drop a Parisian in the provinces, and you drop a part of Paris with him. Drop him in Senegambia, and in three days he will give you an omelette soufflee or a pate de joie ffras, served by the neatest of Senegambian filles, whom he will call Mademoiselle. In three weeks he will give you an opera. N N. was not dropped in Senegambia, but in San Francisco — quite as awkward. They find gold in San Francisco, but they don't understand gilding. N N. existed three years in this place. He became bald on the top of his head, as all Parisians do. Look down from your box at the Opera Comique, Mademoiselle, and count the bald crowns of the fast young men in the pit. Ah — you tremble ! They show where the arrows of love have struck and glanced off. NN. was also near-sighted, as all Parisians finally become. This is a gallant provision of Nature to spare them tbe mortification of observing that their lady friends grow old. After a certain age every woman is handsome to a Parisian. One day, N N. was walking down Washington-street. Suddenly he stopped. He was standing before the door of a milliner's shop. Beside tbe counter, at tbe further extremity of the shop, stood a young and elegantly-formed woman. Her face was turned from NN. He entered. With a plausible excuse, and seeming indifference, he gracefully opened conversation with the milliner as only a Parisian can. But he had to deal with a Parisian. His attempts to view the features of the fair stranger by the counter were deftly combated by the shop-woman. He was obliged to retire. N : N;. went home and lost his apetite. He was haunted by the elegant basque and graceful shoulders of the fair unknown during the whole night. The next day be sauntered by the milliner. Ah! Heavens! A thrill ran through his frame, and his fingers tingled with a delicious electricity. The fair inconnu was there J He raised his hat gracefully. He was not certain, but he thought that a slight motion of her faultless bonnet betrayed recognition. He would have wildly darted into the shop, but just then the figure of the milliner appeared in the doorway. — Did Monsieur wish anything ? " Misfortune. Desperation ! N N. purchased a bottle of prussic acid, a sack of charcoal, and a quire of pink note-paper, and returned home. He wrote a letter of farewell to the closely-fitting basque, and opened the bottle of prussic acid. Some one knocked at his door. It was a Chinaman, with his weekly linen. These Chinese are docile, but not intelligent. They are ingenious, but not creative. They are cunning in expedients, but deficient in tact. In love they ' are simply barbarous. They purchase their wiveß openly, and not constructively by attorney. By offering small sums for their sweethearts, tbey degrade the value of the sex. '" Nevertheless, N N. felt he was saved. He explained all to the faithful Mongolian, aud exhibited the letter he had written. He implored him to deliver it. The, Mongolian assented. The race are not cleanly or sweet-aayoured, but N,N. ;; fell upon his neck. He embraced him with one hand, and closed his nostrils with the other. Through him, be -felt he claßped the closc-fitttDg. basque; ;i< v The nexfcjday ;was;,.one ,of ?ago_y and 7' suspense. 'Evepingicame, but, 0,0, .J^ercy. compoHe MM^ii^id^^^XiMMX7x. ■::■■, -„X77 ■L.r7:.., /

his nerves, he closed his door and first walked mildly up and down MontgomeryBtreet. When he returned, he found the faithful Mongolian on the steps. —All lity ! These Chinese are not accurate in their pronunciation. They avoid the r like the English nobleman. N N. gasped for .breath. He leaned heavily against the Chinaman. — Then you have seen her, Chiog Long. —Yes. AU lity. She cum. Top side of house. The docile barbarian pointed up the stairs, and chuckled. — She here — impossible \ Ah, heaven ! do I dream ? — Yes. All lity — top side of house. Good-bye, John. This is the familiar parting epithet of the Mongolian. It is equivalent to our au revoir. N N. gazed with a stupefied air on the departing servant. He placed his hand on hia throbbing heart. She here — alone beneath his roof. Oh, Heavens — what happiness. But how ? Torn from her home. Ruthlessly dragged, perhaps, from her evening devotions, by the hand of a relentless barbarian. Could she forgive him ? He dashed frantically up the stairs. He opened the door. She was standing beside his couch with averted face. A strange giddiness overtook him. He sank upon his knees at the threshold. — Pardon, pardon. My angel, can you forgive me ? A terrible nausea now seemed added to the fearful giddiness. His utterance grew thick and sluggish. — Speak, speak, enchantress. Forgiveness is all I ask. My Love, my Life. She did not answer. He staggered to his feet. As he rose, his eyes fell on the pan. of burning charcoal. A terrific suspicion flashed across his mind. This giddiness — this nausea. The ignorance of the barbarian. This silence. 0 merciful heavens ! she was dying ! He crawled toward her. He touched her. She fell forward with a lifeless sound upon the floor. He uttered a piercing shriek, and threw himself beside her. A file of gensdarmes, accompanied by the Chef Burke, found him the next morning lying lifeless upon the floor. They laughed brutally — these cruel minions of the law — and disengaged his arm from the waist of the wooden dummy which they had come to reclaim from the maDtuamaker. Emptying a few bucketfuls of water over Ms form, they finally succeeded in robbing him, not only of his mistress, but of that Death he bad coveted without her. Ah ! we live in a strange world, Messieurs.