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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume V, Issue 197, 6 July 1870, Page 4

The "^ono~virin~*"~ic ; iSp"ital= :: =aDFecdo're"""iH ffo ! m Ue 'Sidney B^lew 3 /"'^' s^pdr'rin^noyljF? — T;h,e., jpp/xtQday,, beipg 5 -^un'day, they, started .early _to.get_to..the..kij:k. and _jnnnis^ Mr. Bellew thought ;{r~hjej service tedious, and the style of preaching a trifle irreverentij Norjcouldt hte;)ielp smjU.ng; asjpne> attempt ptaythe jiartiof/Mr.- Mucklethwackit i 'to j r^uder :r hi'hi'sblf i7 inteiligiblb : ;"tp [ jhis congregation. , .- He-Twas speaking' 1 of tlief parable that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle. than: far a rich man 10 enter the kingdom of ! - heaven ;" and he, thus strove to explain , it to the more igtiorjmt, of his hearers : ' Nbo, my friends, ye dinna ken what a cawmil's like, an' hoo suld ; ye ? seeia.its.no a beastie o' (hese pairts ; ablains,- it'sJa great big yallow beastie, we a hoompfHo his back thrpe times b'igger than Tamnrie's (Tammie was a very humpbacked tailor who was. present) ■;. aud thairforye can no conceive its ganging thro' the ee o' a needle atony (jiate. ' But I'll e'n mak' a sirneelitude ah"* explain, 't. Npo r ye r a' kea what Maggie Maeleuchan's cob's like, an ye a ken that -she's poo the gift 6' speelin* wiiiik is. no, ap : attribute o' ' horned cattle. Weel ye see the big pipe tree .ootside /-the kirk wundy. Weel now, I tell ye (and this was said with immense energy),: it's aisier for Maggie Macleuchans's coo to speel up the big- pine tree ootside the kirk wundy, and to fustle 'cock a bemlie' at the tap.o't, thau it is for arich iran," &c. A Delicate Machine. — Ihe King of Prussia recently visited, a r needle manufactory in his kingdom, and was shown- a number of superflue needles, thousands of which together did not weigh lialf : an. ouuee, and marvelled how such minute articles could be pierced with ah eye. The eye-borer asked for a hair from the King's head. He placed it under ihe. boring-ma-chine, made a hole in it r furnished it with a thread, and then handed the needle to the King. Tom. Hood said he wrote to his butcher that it was necessary for the sake of cheap literature and the interests of the reading public, that "he should furnish, him with meat at a very trifling percentage above cost, price ; and'. that. Mr. ,Slokes replied : "Sir respectin' your note, Cheap literature bebiowed I^Butchers live as well as other peppel ; and if so be you or the redin' publik wants to have meat at cost price, you must buy your' own; beastesses and kill yourselves." It appears that a curious difficulty arose about the conveyance to Mauritius from the 'Cape of the horses purchased for the Duke of Edinburgh. An impressioa prevailed amongst the masters of merchantships that they had been slighted inabody by the fact of übne or their calling being; invited to the ball given, by the Duke pa board' the (jialfftiea, at^ iCalcis'tta. ' : Consequently, it was found when ihe Duke's horses were sent down to.Ppr^ Elizabeth, for "shipmenX' that "all the 1 Captains of vessels in . the harbor, decided, .as a little n au tical quid, pro'.quq, \fc "Kay '%^^.flo'thipg J to do with conveying, the anjinals. to, M^ujiitius.^However, itseems that theidifficulty was ultimately igdt -over, 1 aifd by the latest "Mauritius paper, that 'of' May K i<d, that the. Tiorses .had" safely reached Port Loiiisi"" ' -V. , ' ",;, '"" '" An Estate est B ankeuptcyj.ytA cprrespondent .0/ the Marl borough that the following : lines, accombdnied i'by the. sum/ gained \&t, fo'6t :J in'.' coppers/'-.bad: r . •••: ij'..'i ij .. ■•• i ■:,„.;. .v: );-'■*■ r >Ml 'i-JI;; •■,- been received.- by an, ..Qmciat.ia a ,cer|taja bapk.rup.tcy .cases ;— } \ ,-.■•■ •-..•.:•■.., n a. ; " .THis.iaa'D i'ye.au^liprised ,tp pay^i -"" ."; , . The , by youi preferred,., ,'".'.'.': .' ,So t i^.'.'. ./,.,[; For ever rest iuteried": " .'■■•'. . And for the fearer of the ; .same, J . ,, ,; , ,'•'' You ' surely jiy'iil. stand treat-; : ,^,-; . ' , 1 .Some'li'ttle.di^cpuflt, too,, %'clsiia, ''■ „: wise, a clear' receipt. .• ... '.. ■. ' ' "Yours, &c, ... ■. ....:. .. , ii;i ,,,;, : ';P.H;.C/, l . , " P.S.—Totajl amount, £0 Os ;; 6d."; „•.,••/" ' : The; principal occupation of : the\ "girl of the .period; '"'Ms said ; tip ; .be 'siititig kt the win dbw and ",' Synching ' for ; .'.th'e,', '! !' eomiug man." .. ■ : .; ;, : .;. , -,- .. . •: -„ „■, „.r CoNTEAbiCTEiD BY DESiRE.— Oar friend Water more: (the tee 1 totaller)' has again been sadly put' out .by %, reppi;t:,that., r ,iie* was seen riding /through: 1 the .streets.; on a " groggy " horse; - ; '■■>'■ ■.•i- .'■■■■ ■■ There are three things in ;the wot;ld thixt 'know, kind '.of . restraj nt, . ,an*d are goyerued by.uo.laws, but merely;by, passions and brutality — civil wars;' family- qtiarrels, and religious disputes.' • . ;: ' ,' '''",'' '" '" ' ■ - J -'- '-''■' ' ' ' ' '''r..1/Li..M '\''' *''V '' -'Vu-.: 'Ti-'-iT