POST OFFICE NOTICES.
Peovixcial Mails. -For Stoke, Richmond, Hope, Spring Grove, Wake- i field, and Foxhill— Close at Chief Post Office daily at 2.30, p.m. ; arrive at Chief Post Office daily, at 11 o'clock, a.m. For Appleby, Upper and Lower Sfoutere, Motueka, and lUwaka — Close every Tuesday and '' Thursday, at 8.30, a.m.; arrive every Tuesday i and Friday, at 4 p.m. Also, for Motueka per steamer as opportunity offers. For Wahnea-west— Close every Tuesday, Thurs- I day, and Saturday, at 2.30 p.m. ; arrive every , Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, at 11 a.m. For Wakapuaka — Close every Wednesday and 1 Saturday, at 2.30, p.m.; arrive every Wcdnes day and Saturday, at 11 a.m. For Collingwood, Motupipi, Takaka, Waitapu, i and Slateford — By every opportunity, per steamer or sailing boat. For Tadmor — Close every Friday, at 2.30, and arrive every Monday, at 11 a.m. For Arauri — By every opportunity via Christchurch or Blenheim. SYDNEY J. DICK, Chief Postmaster.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume V, Issue 57, 9 March 1870, Page 2
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