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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume III, Issue 189, 12 August 1868, Page 2

Holloway's Pt'Hs.— Nothing better.— These invaluable Pills exert a greater and more beneficial influence over nervous disorders than any other medicine. Their mode of action is thoroughly consonant with reason— they completely purify the blood, relieve both head and stomach of all faulty functions, and expel all oppressive accumulations from the bowels. Withthe blood purified, and all poisons purged from the system, regularity must prevail throughout the body. Aches and pains must cease; healthful energy must supplant weariness, and the shaky nerves must regain their wholesome tone. A course of these Pills eradicates low spirits, nervous excitability, hysterics, neuralgic twitches, and other derangements dependent oii nervous maladies, which every considerate person may thus certainly and safely remove. 1732

The way one noble lord in Parliament calls another noble lord a liar is as follows, as literally quoted from a speech last session. : — ' I beg to call the attention of ray. noble friend, the noble duke, to an observation which my noble friend, the noble duke, is reported to have made, and •which my noble friend, the noble duke, will find upon reflection to be inconsistent with strict veracity.

A widow out West married a man to whom she refused her daughter, because, she said, her first husband was an ugly ' critter,' and she had learned how to manage such cattle.

The committee who managed the suc? cessful bail given to the Prince of Wales in the Dublin Exhibition Palace have a surplus after paying all expenses, of nearly £650, which is to be distributed among the charities [of the city, without distinction of creed.

A European professor has succeeded in photographing the beating of a person's heart. What a neat thing for an absent lover to send his adorned would -be a carte ofhis palpitation on gazing: upon her portrait.

A crusty old bachelor, not liking the way his landlady's daughter had of appro-, priating his hair-oil, filled his bottle: with? liquid glue the day ;before a ball, to which the gitt vsras invited. She stayed at home is eonsequepce.