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Maoriland Worker, Volume 2, Issue 67, 21 June 1912, Page 6

Post Your Repairs to us. Watch, Clock and Jewellery REPAIRS ' Done thoroughly, Smartly & Reasonably ARTICLES MADE TO ORDER. G. & T. YOUNG, Ltd. , 252 Lambton Quay, Wellington

In a country +<>wn not n hundred milos from Invorcargill a thirsty butingenious v\:\i\ -.twolμ , to find wi'h no money and feelin" very <old. Having out tlio noarof-t liot-01, ho remarked <o tlie landlord. "How would brandy nnrt po this niorninjrf" "AH was tbe reply "if you ran pupuly flic o£:j;s Til prodiwv t-hi' hraiuly." "Hiuilii." "n\>\ iliiisty one. and away lie wen* tn the nearest si-on l . "Look liere." sai<i }\o ie tlif- slorel«>rper. "How aliont an f.j.'" and lirandy?" "Oocd! If fan j/et the brandy. I'll fix the <-j;g,«. ;, "Como on. then. , ' and away tlio storekeeper was. led Avith three o£«*) back to the hotel. The drinks. tlir«> of them wew> mixed, but as they v,er«> fliiiikin.u. a. suddenly htrnek Ilie huulhird. "f say." said he to tho ingenious ])ronioter. "I pmvide lli« brandy, he (indirntinp the stoi«'----k*'i'ix-r) briiiLJs alonjj; the but when- do you roinr in?" "\\'<ll. Tin the inirtdleniau." Exactly p.o.