STATISTICS Mother wanted to spend Saturday afternoon shopping, and father —a statistical!—reluctantly agreed to abandon his golf and spend the afternoon with the three small and energetic crildren. When mother returned father handed her this Dried tears —9 times. Tied shoes —13 times. Toy balloons purchased—3 per child.
Average life 'of balloon—l2 seconds. Cautioned children not to cross street—21 t :nc-;.
Number of Saturdays father (Will do this again—o.
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Mt Benger Mail, 5 October 1938, Page 4
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69Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Mt Benger Mail, 5 October 1938, Page 4
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