News in a Nushell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 205, 26 July 1884, Page 2

News m a Nushell.

-i !-V<it i 8 a beautiful thin.^ t» ice a hutband,and wife of on.c. mvodi" remarked MWFo; g g. "Ye^v«plied FogK,"bat who carrifetn^fefeA^- riXi. ''i- Sleep is very healthfulr-^Uere is oo» body who k»OWB,,^ Wft^jstywri!taifj ■hired! girl, especially m the mprniog. > .m« What ( feii6ribfi r iafii<J^>J?U] j^JKHLU Mrithiyour steak #•,.. *s<(4 frmitfilifo c)iae^ iin a restaurant where the condiments Were.^e|-ved with the .orders.^" j| the J steak isas tough ' j*ydJfettti«rV 6efid Of m a couple of cir&Tar &«k*=»" J & t«* A man, told, a story ri abpuf a.flock of rooks nih^'kaee'lbh^, 80-tyhfcKHf afr;?flfr' ' Could i not see the I 'bun ;:th^j^h it, 'f Dpn'fc believe it," wat-4ho f«pJy, «.'.V^al,? l .B4idi'jtgb JtßaJratorv o^-lTffwftftilbO straqger, and, \ don^t wU to qua.reel i Q^,"a^lg l u!daW l 'y<>tt'^H!=ta^^ of a mile off the thinnest end." •""■•"■ A ! b6aten politicia^jce^a^fl^Js the reasonjof his def eafriir«-dei»tof4feit his opponent -happened to state just the only; r .thing iwfiMpifei^tlUioi r i&as6i^ meet. ' " What was that?.". inquired « 'fnexifa "The truth " wm the.^cenly, "N"6b6dy ever heafo\jdf p^liWgi^ stating the truth before , v • [ \V r hlh i{^ 0 -aftef : b,ev husband^-^eath^'ta' let the »Hcti(hd : 8 go out, a learned -serjeant-at-law .anked ; Ob'ief i Justice - 33-1 WhefcbjWfJ&esf I .W9flld be any harm i^t^iWs^.ajiJftwtßd .fq spt^yiitli a pieoe of orape round, .t.hejf nec^sV X ban hardly think, s^id; J se Chief 'Justice; « tha^a pieoe &£titi^ a i{shecesaarj j it will surely suffioeiftbeiy h ''are-iniftiU'-ory,".- •!::•;. ivi 1 ., <i-i-jhai& •« '•" A'liotiddn writer was. ■ both wjt4|JOßadJaaaroastic, and didir*t kno»v the fact. "Do > you. call t.haJ: a. veal cutlet, .ycaiter t 2"j ( Baid ; ab exquisite, one of the most deli, cate type, eveo m favourite region x of . exquisites; v th'e ' West' ' End:" 5 ; f'Why.V sir, suph a veal cutlet as"that is a disgrace i to every s'elf-re'sp'ecCing tiW'ih,' 1^ the Biitrsft/EnXpire W -The waiterjhuogf. his head m very shame for amoinef% ; ;, and tjjea replied^.- in othe; language,. jgp.. humb l^bftpoJ^Ts'for^.^^.^, lf - teqd to insult yon, sir. « ' ( . ? Cinclfinati mahj giyes.jthis^tpast. and 1 • !|*eecn "ior /f'e'iin.ioivs— *' The' Fresh^na'n" Class,?' : by^b ; eba ( d ; 6oy: rt TPellers^ Tcanf -Imake no spee'cK] aWd ? l' alii* no'gobdj ft\ ■'- jogafy er tMtbfirietici but you cfeia^.i^B*; :.; to ferget that when i^ oojnes, to. '. f,^\i\rgoing to "speak, and if any feller * laugh's I'll see him outsido. Here she ! For though Heaven hath bereft us" afti ' H ' M ' Of [some chums who've clii»ed 2 tfeS^'' at air, f|lj f -.^. If your good -luck'liath ? not lef€ Us 1 , '■< wj '■ You can bet that wt&l ko there," ■ ■ ■: 1 < » t .. ; i ii-j'tV' .■)••:!:" ' f''\ '