News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 176, 23 June 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

What . English iando waters .Won't Swear By:^Bf fWrgef ~ ' This is the •latest c .riddleri Why does Mr Gladstone advise the making of jam? Because,there axe/iso; ina,ny ''j^rs'Vin/hia .Qabfnetr J " 1 ' ' " " " | An Indian ,named Nothing * ■ imarried white -Wontan4i»' Montanya recently and one week after the weUdiiig; applied to haycChis name changod.^-i ; i~"* --\~ :* ; > s 'A. lady who road that '! it's lacky to • pick up a horseshoe," picked up one injji 4 blacksmith shop. The suddenness with *" which she dropped it showed that it was not lucky. •' • : ' ' ' A reporter who a( tended' a banquet "' concluded his description with the can- ] did statement that "it is not distinct) j remembered by anybody present who; ? made the last speech.". „. a Sensible Vivw^of it.— "Fifty \ years married ahd Wot asmgle'quarr^el'l'* - once said a blissful benedicf to hjg spqi^se {'^nd, very dull it has been,'.' was the wifely rejoinder, , „. ... A young writer, asks us 'if w^know ( -any way. by which <;he imagination tian be goaded into a trance-like presentation of strange -plots "■ and 'conceptions.* Young man, have you over tried delir- " , ium treineus? ; L Lilil" Oi t :i *i i^i,; ... f What are these enps for ? " asked a i-^M^^jraW:??^ iftwejler,,p:ojntihg | >■ 8 " 1 ' P'lW-^flWUfnjtfre show i case. " 1 liese are, race cups to. be rfven as prizes to'tKe'b^t^raM"^ "jfftiiaW so ; suppose ydu and FrWe fer^e'^nd ' the stranger, ; wi,th<the 'cUp Whanff starIt 'd,..tho jow«llQr;after i lrim;M'phe ? Btraflger ' ' NVOUthectJp., , -, i. ;i >.|- t .,u^. -A-,.,;-. :.,-«] v , •■,;.-.- ;'p yUfJii'l M.li -j'/l. 1.w,/ -j/t