News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 130, 1 May 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

Cqata yif arms,.— §lee?5 s - Latest things m b6ots. w — Holes. A regular poser.— The photographer. 'Extract from Badorr.^A sliae from a ham. - ! ' ; The; old: saying, , f It never rama but it pQurs/.eeema suggestivVof a baby, who never has pains btftit&parjQ ' Thia is-the poetry of motion,' B<ud th editor, athe-shiedrwbundlepyf very b 1 verse into the^wjasra basket '^^r Twq hoy* quajrejjngy-'^fr* I^ 9 i^^V preacher an' will go to ea t e *' «o^jßP^-' njy pa, . Ie a doctor, an. paHi "Ktu^^Rle li An account ol v ilast-ehd' j4 industries state's that the ( matcK^makihg" is almost wholly m the wbmen'*' biiiids. It is precisely the same at the )¥eat»end. 'Your father is entirely) -bald now» isn't he t'-said an Austin man to the son , of a millionarie. ' Yeßj Vreplied the youth sadly, * I'm tlio only heir he nas left.' <You just take a bottle of my mcdi" cine,' said a quack doctor to a consumptive i 'ja^d you'll; never cough again.' Is *■■ it as fatal as that P' 'gasped the consumptive. r ' : v ' :- v ' : '- v '•> Vicjir— ' Did.yoaiiver think what you would do if you had the Duke of West* imiasteyr incQ93e V .^New> Curate— ( No ; but I nave sometimes wonderei what the dak* would, do if hehad jn'ine.'

, Indigestion aad Liver Oonajplaints. — For these complaints* Baxter.^ Qompouiid Quinine Pills have proved a atjeeific, aoU ing powerfully on the liyer ftbjjl mildly oa the etbtrirtob. Sold every#!lere, or poat free from J. Baxter, O&rUfcc&ttroh, for 19 oT4*Btainps. - • ■•■