News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 124, 21 April 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

Why are babies like new flannel?-— I $eefm*,ttaf, shrink .^9 m^Aßhine. A. big ,ijejiyi °* : brains than a papefc6llati» or a abirt. VT^t'a- what beAtt' ..me' said * ba» fuddled man as W gttnbed'firtiie Vrtibh* J»tick. .i < --:-l-JJ ; i..:rf-i. iW _ ! What is the moEtsesthetio number be* tweeb 1 and 10 !^-*,' because it waifcwo two. -■■--—----■-- -.-. The first time-joa see two women kiss* in<r each other just notice how quick they let go. Pour thingscome not back— the spoken word, the Wjpe^ Jfc^ow,^^ past life, th« neglected^o|^taail#^^i> ' Ye ip&ys pps more , .attention , to m»/ says Patrick to his children, * than if I was.a dam .baste talking ioyea,' T The human mind is likegioond wueh acquires a quality .according to the ptini bestciwed^n; its qs&&tyteifflgz When the hen with chickens attacked the small boy m his mothe'iPs yard, tho hen mformed him ahe ha>( B«e]h laying for, him some time. r • Wbo&eir patententi ar#^Tsa6teiii la Paris-^ r _ , ,~T / wliftannrstation lhaajE has ?»>pped in9riega6/of£6'o^o^ r « i '•''Thfe London-: police "h»te^ captnfed|the dhief purveyor ofcoßscene literjatu^ij -Twlefirty-fire' coi&vfcta j reoegrtj{ .espaped ■fwtti'a TeScaiipris'oaX' J.L v^.j .^.ui :< ' MoDeyi is Tou6d,vabd ymftda t0, .^11/ said ftie an^ndthrjft^o t^.,^ ''%»f« your way of looking at it^said. tne.latterj ( t say that money is flnt^ and ttjloe to pile up.' ' ' ' „-:it; ..-!-. T:;'.a« % t>g A Texas man. gbFnad because a waiter handed him anapkih the otU^-di^nHe said ( he rfckoaed<.be kup^-when to use » handkerchief wiihbut having no hinto thrown put.' ,T Oore^ for lndigeation.— "Baxter's Corn* pound' Quinine Pilia, a«ed^iceording to thediraotion«^bwrenr.oie(i.li certain and -speedy cure for iauige«tion r b&ojuuand \WPS c P9G^ 8in jf vy in A in^fr**W«»ch and bowels, nervous debility ,<kc7 x rfisir object is the removal oT debility and derange"meiit by Ksaisting baiure, - hi* tone ! and to thei • system.^To b* 'had tof allfchemista aad/dtorekeejMigs m ; -bo*es, lsii^d anil 2»,9Heacbj or:pp^tfree , f Qn receipt .of. 19 at atampsi.r-jJyjßaxter, : . Ph^rmacputjcal / Ciemist, ,#V. '^yTotoriai ,j»Brefib,, Chn^cfiurolj. , J : ~ iAti x , ni