News in a Nutshen.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 103, 27 March 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshen.

Neigh boars '.are "ver$ A considerate m Ndrfray.' Wfarin a boy is born a placard is tikiied 'up oh the door informing the ppmmanify of tbe. fact. Those who wish to Inove ofcf'bf the vicinity 1 artQiauifenabjed to do 60 m good season. v/.| :I A tSn^rig^aflEer'edl a school priz^.forT ihe best essay on ' Honesty.' ©£ the-twenty«three responseslreceivea: a lajgCW?pP*tffas. proved to have been ptp^ea^^jnd; oag,|a poem, was stolen entire. He._who preaches honesty ADetroit^gstan^n^ieper hangs ont a sisjn of Free jDhopV and when the old ; lo ; 8 ?^,1P in c arquEoTje shows t^hem an. axe " and a J We($ -pile,? 0 \ m * *»* s>--aw ■o ,» A country youtn^ecl&l imbued with ?-« b^ 11 "M fi . gh . t iir Te^ r ' and wafted his fat her'rreid <■ sWrt'^etere^afe'^gSntA'Sian cow's' eyeß.^iA« heajreo^th rough the roof of the cow-shed.. Jia was heard to remark ■ » • * ew .i A^P^ra-. , concerning.,. /i'thaf^test Spanieh. ouirage^ - . <± .» «

Thirty-five thousand shares hare been applied for ia tH~e Dafiejip Accident lusurancavila|pci§lion." f '--r^-.... A wiiied until he .was eighty- thrie je^is old before he -like • runniaK ; (oreb : miles 'ttf' ' get ! " J ß"66od ; sta»t for a' - f oWteenVinehm jump. - ■-. tvollor a. . th(irty-oiie Ari«sltq'Q&*na,s«repreßefat!ng:^ltthe-mis-«ißha4^i bbaifd •iShd'Hgwiisfles.'QjE: 'America and Great Britain have sent; a:stibng petitiou t^u<hei- ■British 1 vflouse -»fH Commons agaias^-theopinmctiifcdeiJ !ii...Ji : iTry Sh'6'tfdy (to shopman.) : w me a theroionieter— one i: <?f ' yotit <-' best." V'l*' Tnis, !? -m'Mttmy - ia'Sne \>f our fi>elt-^yeh¥tiahiglass: an* the 'beWqtftck- : silver.^ • .Mfc 'Shoddy'; 1 * STil^ep i'J<That would be; mdß"fpsf the ! 'Wtcfaib?,- i lfet I wftt rifte' f or ' iriy bdhtio?e. flfrven'6 ? vou Work 1 by v f |frovidiri^'iodging T;o ifiis nfode (ff eaYarng tltelr.liyefiji)od. .These lodging houses' a>i> J ffltiiaji,&n& eXQrjjtiiyjn Which tbetft are>' Btfdjb&r of theaffes sfiouia liave 'suc^' 'o^fons/J A man who_g.wes a little \;a'n cl^ar it oJE m. a. vsr^ lijitla- time,, and^if he is a prudent man, wiHTwnerkas ra^inan, who, ,W lo nfe f negligence, q\«^ a deal, JeWrV^f eVw. 4i[e\n& aWiS pa^ and ihWfdff tieW look¥ : ifitV hi^ accobkts at vnrsi v/^:;:-. vi i^d

The big l belF of the^ Wellington new Post Office clock-struck the hour for the first tinje.pn Tuesday, and ita sonorous sounds were distinctly heard abore those ?Qf r ,the; , and. Athenaaum ■ '.^he „^usfralia,' v virUb the? February : English, mails,' left San 'F/apciscV for Aflesarfo*6Vtee Y -Mh irisW, tfo^daya T^tep Affair 'date. -^Tfie 4 s.s. Zeal&odiaj'witii the'Mkrdt coloniii mails, afriVeyjstt'SaoitJPnincißCo from Auckland o*n 23rd instaDt,.. three days earlier than ; time-rabid jUte; , .; , ; r q .Tfibl Rttipehu wHl'Liiol baj delayed by the breaking down of a poltion of her re» frigerafcoff;;m.achi<Jerv, -but will ba despatched^ positively on Thursday April 3, her advertised date. ' . v The cheapest and best' gymnasium m ~the world—brie that wijl Jex&rcise every boW muscle "ur the tidtfy— ia a flab piece. of steel, 'notched on one side, fitted •tightly J in ' a : ' wooden : 'framed 'and, after being greased on both sides with a bacon rin<s,Tu&bed jnto a MM. of wood, laii lengthwise on a sawbuck, . Napier says a committee has been lormed m Napier to /ecura Mr Ocniond's 1 'i'dtura for Napier 4't the nexl general election; ;v ;^idw

1 Indiges^ioD ; dii Livdr'dornpiafoAi.— For these I cofofi/laintsi Baxfer'sr Compound Quinine (Pills hare: prayed k,s§ecj,ftp, act*» jir.g.powerf^Jlj oft:thp liyer f^<jksyldly on . tjjie sto/nHcK, ;So^d eyeryw'hssr'e,' or post free fr&u J. %xter, ChristciiurcK; for 19 0r~44 stamps. * - " il 10 ■■'■■''•■!':<■ Aj-qnizmg |«eur.algic .P^ias.— Baxters Anii-Neuralgio Piifs lik^e 1 beeti ; ife ; rfied bj tSe. publiis " Maigib ?ff^ »* : joW Account of their juarTellous actdoa i^i curiag JN"euralgic, Tootfeach^, Sciatica,"" lumbago, and .other Neuralgic pains, — To be had of ail ; cb(emwtS-ktra sfcbtelfefep^ori^Jsnree oa HWipt-' of +lsi of 4& : postag»i staifcps.-- J. ;«bttrflik.a>M ..J ioJo.-.;. ?4 ; ;3> '! a^ ; { '■WTi.|» r v/..:;i^ij a;f.- pa «6-3;oi>