News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 79, 1 March 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

Brothers-in-law^-Lawyeri. Band of -Hope-rAn} engagement ring. Wrinkles disfigure a woman lesa than ill nature. '•: : : ; Bald men are the coohst head.e<| «en \n the world. - A tramp motto^-'A, Htfle earaiag iia dangerous things' /. .•-. ,l It ir said ifaat deaf and dumb people always take, i j hand ia CobWifalioni ( '■■■} Why is a dra.wn tooth like a things for'gb'tteh \— because tt is out of the headi > |t only takes one letter to make Mary marry. Nobody ever thought it necessary |o. urge? a pawnbroker to take more intefeafc m his business. i; i"' ! - r >>' - "An. intemperate, citizen of TsQßheite* callsiris stomach -'Hub*, 1 because itia, the place of departed spirits^ The'oldest'aohgjD existence is said to. be •W* wonXgo ho"jne.till mocniing.' It evidentty -belongs to Tery early- timet. ■■■'hi t«a6her dia'tfing aaked his pupiU ona \day .-/*: What ia; the worst side;. of nwal warfare P'oue little fellow shouted, * tfe& broadside, sir \!'_" VWhy "are apples which hate been kept .for some time like • upmarried , }*(§& 1 Bcciuaa ,they are" often shrivelled and ' difficult tbpare (pair;, . ; . ' ' : " . Modesty m a women if a certain ajjreeable fear of ail aho "enters upon { id me'n'it is composed of a right jadginent of what, •is- proper for tbein to attempt. > ■ *' -• • No fewer than 420 "native ladia^ a^r^ ▼ents— roieD, of boune-hare bee*;«^ro% duced to Melbourne. ' i .. ! m iisl ~ The-whahitaaig p f gf. PeUrsbunTcoov same thirty quartsbf b'rtna^perheld per annum. • A 'Frencli theatre is to be estab^ihel •imiMndbn. ■-> Sarah Bet*hardt has been liecnted lor ihe opening. <( L-.'.^.,; •/,[>; . - A'daughter of Sims' Keefet i» »l<raft!|o igo,pn>the>^ftge.' ,- -: tl , oi a V: . r:L .-„,;) .iirj-i:. i -Jilt j^i ii-ji.U.' !!■• iioio'.ro'm .'!" IV'f t .D7; t .J.;. j :J -VJ-'OfI i 'li''-')C[- J . x <P>\t;. J , '■.)■■-.