News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 66, 16 February 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

' Can your wife 4«Fw!fWfl»9df«kecl WMte P^f^ she They saw that figuitfa^onifyjjfc, bat one is incliOß*T<r doabfctkeold «nr when tieltfwfrs QttoalHdßgait bflaTiihionably^ dressed woman-.— Josh Billingq a^Htiat' A algoo* doctor is-agenU^'maa tol-whom: wo tiay pay thrft idbllfcre « : fi«(tj!for/ndn<ijig fc.^at lea* and e^e.rcisejmoig; 1 A man who—had found his gag meter rained and mojionljess thought that if the corontfri aamd> iaolSin the -case, the verdict wp.uld .be. ' death from gas trick ferer.' f ' W'W*, "io'nM-at 1 G&rg^iase 1 Vaia^a^iVPtfPH-er^wiefßeift*/. s »?#/ said her ill-b4tur^d'brJth^r M iciticed, if hen I lo^kediißithe parlour that yoa nreig up m •ji <<Whafc;a:Jhorft Jftfikin* feiVe^laimed about that horse_of his tor Half an hour, and Ice.uJdnTt rget a^ ,wc>fd r m .edgeways ahou^ my^e^dT^' ]^r. J ',, ;. n' A» ' I say, bbj^hoVifar do these rocka run into the sea ?' asked a^ gentleman of a halfcl&d., toUßy>heided : fisherman's boy. iir^iney just lt» there/ was the regfydfisevT .A contemporary asks +.J How -shaU w» irrigate-'?' " -l<nere( /are' i»fc:oiis ways m which this c««t-be done. Some walk up .161 the battttMfcttke thfiifs str^ht : otben take it home-in-a jug and irrigate * on the s 'y-i* ' > '^f^fubject^ia pn« concerning which great minds ditter," " X<JU ' 'Artifidial .oysX^iare^the'lafcesj" things .'.in deceptions,' and inanlbeva of '^njmufuce^ tared biyMyes' ar# sajd (pj^e M|3gd on* oa .the Paws public, ; HitbertojHjl^ongh th» oyster itself could be well iniitattd, it hadi b.oe.p fouud impossible to m «ke, t^no iub< stance adhere 'to 1 tti^ shell like riStiire, but an ingenib'is peribrifat'e ! has invWited a*. glue > w#ich bVercbme's' 6.Hisneh • difficulty ». = ' A. : lady's enjoyment.' t^>a3u«>m»what marrtJj, when 'She- leairat .that -the sendcrofl B»merouß vftletrtinea I31M1& Maori, admirer. about, sjxteen; mues worn Ealmerston, Uk so dencate^hat^he^jr^irfeb : to ?i wear kid. glo^es-whil ft^ra«^g i b l e.r ru/ ~ A lady says her husband will sit on %, jbarhpd myp fence all. the^fternoop to aea. a, base 'bail mktcol / an'i i nMerTxnoTe %. mtij'cte'; bu^^en ; he^oeßV«(o oburoh he, •'kWt 'sit m'ntia*hi{)n^dHpiw Jo* fifteen, 'tQmQteiiwithbuit''wnJsfilTO X) t(lt,; o :ver the, aea^j^nd.fch^agjtbjis t; p<w^Qtt forty