News In a Nutshell.
~:oo: — A garden waul—a cat on a fence. Deed of Trust —Lending a man half a sovereign. ■ ■■ A person who ought to "rule the; roast" —The cook. .A Mormon never speaks of his better half, but of bis better eighth or sixteenth, as the case may be. Something for tbe D >mestic Circle. It isn't always the flower 'of the family that makes tae best bread, -. .:• It is a peculiar and awful veneration which the small boy has for a companion whose father is a policeman. We have eve y reasonto doubt the ex* istenee of the Giant'? Causeway and the wo iderful cliffs which are 1 said to line the noit'iern and western coasts of Ireland,, as the island is well known to abound m Shamrocks, .; , , , : ;Who is that lovely girl P , exclaimed th* witty. Lord Nor-hury, m company with hi» friend Grant. « A1 W8 ©las-,' r replied the laaroed counsel. '• Glass I" reiterated thefacetious judge. "I should often ba lhto'xica'etl could I {place au'ch a glats to. mjUps." '
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Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 53, 31 January 1884, Page 2
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174News In a Nutshell. Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 53, 31 January 1884, Page 2
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