News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 46, 23 January 1884, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

A . .native m" custody m Western the.Bonstatle who had charge of him and was thereupon shot dead by that official. afc T wir 8t 'f Bfe°« pokt'^reoentljr arrived !L J «. * ROm ?*"' lhe bird ha vi«S come direct m-4Muhour, conveying intelligence that a powerful ateamboaj like the Rocktown would have been five hours m bringing by tte roundabout sea route. Wm.Be^bVwfio lately beat Trickett m ?JS "* 8 look^upon aatbe coming' sedller of Australia. He waa born m and came to Australia with his'^areOt, when he was four jrears ol.d. ~ The average jield' of the few Zaaland m i d^ f °soß^r5 o B^r years has been about

n ?Y Mi •*»# 6 «t Oikhra and Okato we- ildbkiofc 1 quite green. Tha Courier saytr-the ' oldest settler' cannot remember anything ifte ifeatiUhia late season; o| the year, v. For entering-the train While m motion pe*l®M,Fha,™nja»a >lHf oofTencftf-nnder themselve^ liable to. a penalty of £10. «<liprfda myserf on my descent,' lisped a snob VI don't wonder,' was W.reply. • You're got pretty low do wh; f s " ' The King o? Slain", who "» hut twenty years old, has finger nails a foot W When Siam coW;'fco^ Q9 BCratch he * youn^ttler wilUahciir fcimself ever? inch. •,i/ J >°Salvatioa Army.will ,make CbrU-. 'church their; headquarter^ si '- S6ciety, a weefcly Journal, ... ,waa not issued List weak. It i« beifewiMKe pub•licafcon has b e >n suspended.' ' ' It ..fa ruinbnred' that Dr., .firman » •bout to assume th» editorship pf the xNew Zealand Times, „ "7 \ " < Fatter A<Wrwas ! the first gambler.andwft can prove it. Didn't he lose a pair«o -dice P , v .. . . :) _ _The, name tof the <N Q w fyeen of Madagascar,, being- interpreted, means Cloud-fuU-of*wa:er, hong may .he rain! '• '■ '' ' ••■ . > ■■ / ■ - The wretoh has been . arrestel' £ho at a social party said that a young lady/plat ing I the pianofdrte was likea^- apebiaiuWheJ fingers were mongjceys. .'..'.".*> One evening .qurfamily hadTdavilled ham for supper. Ruth, liked it/ very much, but after be»ng : heli»d,.r6 it one* she forgot, thei.aajne. She ■atiflunkin* for a moment, and.: then "hsfe. faoa brightened up as she exclaimed, < p ttPa i'd i|ktf. some more* « Satan's hash* please. _ * Th* various phases of fo* T tender pas- : sion havetbtw been exemplified shin |s foolishly ittloTft wtttfa ah* is.-,att'achedi to a buajrj ; she wpradpntly m love when she leaves the buoyjfor the pier; sha places her affection beneath her when sh» is anohoriiig.a^«? « iheavy swell, and sha is desperately m love when she is tender to a. man- of -war. ; ': ■'■. -■' ■.;."' '<■■ Experience showa-that sQCCesa is due 1688= to; ability thai toiaal. The winner is .he\who,gives nimself to his work^ body «nd soul. ...... '■■.;:, * i. You'll have to take/tba will. for the deed/ is what the heir said to . the lawyer when the latter presented his bill. ■ An autograph m a certain tlboia runa -r* Dfa «trr-;The, jlafflst pw^iotion I jean make respecting. Christmas is that it will occur befqr^^w; , Yefr's, and m im-i m ; ed.iat? I pEpxjtuU ; y to the DeoevA Wr « ' J«W°V predictib'nnrmay safeif append niy signa'tur^ Yours truly, Henry-€*r-Vennori- . * • Samsttn the atrb^j? ptfrt-y r ;!w as the first man to advertise. He took twa solidi .'calamus fd diaiaion/strale'lhil^treiwth^ and several thoutand persons * tumbled 'ta hia' sdhetoe. .\ 14 T-T Q j •No more of the fr^i t b»t a, little more of the juice,, if ybii plettsei*^saidh^e Unto perance adrocate When the hostesa asked him to have another ( dish of preserves — bra.^died.p*icfaeK • - a ■-» d... . Anold bachelor asserts that the best anil "quickest way ta revived lady whan sto faints' t is to'b&ib'tbl ttike'dowA he^ hair. If it aiult fier own aTnewill jj^ab. it »n a jiffy. -...,.. „t : ; ,; ; ; ;, „ ;) . A widow with twenty.onft eh'ddren iak adverting fpfa.huaiband,TM«. Will pro^. bably turn out. to. be one of the very few eaaea where^ adweriUiag^^p^sn^ pay. alei^iKle time, every mormag to get her young Srood out of tjieir^bed?, fays f ßbejtSßin]ttpt understandwhy children are called the rising gentra-^ tion. - ■'- <■! - - .. -' ■■ . :; , .. \L A.\'\:\