News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 14, 14 December 1883, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

'i.'AKZ ,A[ ; . 7~'9^1~ ? {',', ! ..'{ Money can. make a man notorious, but cannot .rtsaks. Mpc Ires^tt^e; j -,bn> onehalf the people do not know the difference. ; - . ir . Experimental ' phifsophy is Illustrated when a man tries to borrow money from a friend ; natural phifosphy,'. when the latter refuses. ' You are my precious pearl,' he said as he drew her to tiis rashly breast. 'Ob John,' she replied, 'and you are my oyster.' HolhWa, tir mmUMi shippdc^about a hundred oases of wines per Mahinapua for Lyttelton. No life is pleasing to heaven that is not useful to man. None but the brave deserve the hair, is the way that the Indians put it. What if Nebuchadnezzar did live on thegrass-V-Mgirlivyon^he-.tuiJl.Wrja'-days. Tempok' u mnmfikVA ; M r^ly tbe ; :!°S! W $ :■: JKRt* nSwl no oil: ,no.w Tr the « foolish virgins'are_toa f re£ VrYh the 1 kbro* J • Why shQm'd4tJc&.ebrat&^^ birthday more than-mine ? asked a New Yorttteaeher.i fJße&u**he meHetduM a lie,' shouted a little-boy. m; It ft now? believe* ifcat froftWgb,^n|^to 100,000natuh>8, heaidetjmanyTEuropeans, have perished m- the Straits of Sunda '-tarthgfrabett. i ■ . : o : : . ■ .] •> ■;■• 70fl « a j_ Tfis'Parneil'T^nteiFufi^nWa^ounta to c Sl l&'lPi Ap^Jfot the contributions is tine\ RepublioA :AA [ 1 .^ ; fJ ri fan j! The Departmenti'6EJliueß.hasii(Ays HheiSydniyTMaiO isaoed'a Q |orrler ttftkno sheep inspecto^nsliall contaminate himself by ; i ,^ny - cpnneotion : ,>kh ,, hgrse.raoine. w6uld db' well tf' issue' 'similar 6 ibaiftio tions. ' ■•'-■> Z'-'^J : A«>l's. . A^enfteWrnfef 4b Bhr3Btohttxch, who has become a member of the Salvation . Aifmy, haa.isenliai fo^j^vjßii^ieyerjthe value ,.pf certain, f.pnda;;wMchAhe, ijtole ..when -ni ( his|Bryice. ..." ( '„ . . 7i ,i - Aorapg^ the, pajnejof 'th^^ew^eaiind .fhippin^^ompanv^new stean^rTwV.the native name of Motfnt Cook/and 'inaV ha freely ""traiisTated;"! '^^liitehW 'h!eavensi , A: ' •>.«.-.,. ;,*,, •A'ot'f.'. * The following unusual adver^isembnt ' Speared ifi a reoetifc number of the" l§.eL >hdurne o ZAitjpa>p#' Youngs Ea^ishwan, niestitute, fused I horsey ; any ijwafees.^ny twtrk.:!wait^fi' Wlf)I -..-A.,;^...,; * r Z.Ai Wftsien's mp4#Llodging.honse has ,beeft,Oße,ne^in^elb,ourne; :r ,„;...." ! A <■> ®°. S^jAl&e^ L.§iep^ben^eWf 'theidis' .tinctwa^ B fc speech ' :' fee, first \fjS& Aui^iak f °r%al Cbmrin&sf'dn 'Hal) b^ln^hppdtad^'attJft ia tinted 1 tfnt W^ri'^nfelrdßling^aeS^^hat every member of it is a native oof t the colony. rtfjCl '.< : J Moatr taeA like ia spirit) of self. sacrifice iarfthftSrifrie^df than m themselves. . s ulu^rlake^ t& whar^Wtraty '&M< <&&&{& ia sw!SC A new colour 1 5# ; lBhbwn by the poetical VbTeitehe&indii^ }h«/i|lSftißflrt otf tt-JtenfCvlojjKAJ iK-.* Jajvjwr,JiemMke6^jthai4wt-LMat/his polar star ; and another replied,|« Yei. his Wir^i,*' is *'** * m -A ',V4?- W - a » engaged to 'anundoiv J takef refhsed WMtoff* him Whehehe was told that he made his deceased wife.nse an bid coffin mounted onrock^riVo^sifeadle. ! _ ( There is nothing Kked bicycle fb put flesh on a man.. . A greenhoiM nai'Kad one Only a. week, And ,hia left ankle hi 'three WWheslarger s,fpund i t_iaii I whsP Jt.IWS when he.first rode it. ( -< : lt3 makes a man mad to suddenly round a corner rntest woman, repeive at charming bow,'' 'dnff "hia hat nearly to the ground, aWrheh^'dpicnver that he has been doing tlie .ptffi!<Kto his cook •-'<• - H i.irrtT '7h dou't f ß߀]i he% yo^^c^y felts live ; with no erefciia.Jit a •oountrvman to his new boarder. 'No !' exclaimed the man : ' guess j fW;WP*f*X ! :< f«M°s -.^i^Slft if 1 !* 0 * , A ohide^and batfer^fiSfefy is*being organ-'feed-St-Featherston; CApftal SlOOdT^n £5 ffliiares. . . ... w:oI • br.'. ■-■-. < 'How- is it that the motfebus-faeVs'l'do with you, M^tApraKanjs, the more uxterfest you (Charge mi each tijfo\\A.\psU,\fpp£% yon see the more ofcen ybp.jdQ business , With me, the less you must?*ive'&ft ; to pay con. sequeutly the greater the risk is for me.' 1 ° < 6arnam' ( j two white elephants, which cost him, j£23,oQ9, r .and soA mnch-.tp&etgrj, hare died on ;( the ro^d^ro^.jßjUcnjah. ue has nothing to'suow for' his speculation bat the ertrS,!tusksV and' franks bf ths animus, and the two priests Who superintended their emoyal^ ;i.- -i.-r >.o.yi • A ■.'....•h0-j