News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume IV, Issue 4, 3 December 1883, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

-— loof— : -. A Belle Ringer.— A pret-fcy foundress. What is that* which no one wishes to lose ?— A' bald head. ' v y : «:••' • ; ° A Ge6rgia : eaitbrHtt s^eakingrbf a rival says," A piece of 6hatooali,wauldcmikea white triftrk on his conscience.' ,■' - ; 'Is that dog of yours a cross-bread V asked a gentleman [recently .of a ; country man. • No, ai^,' wa^thejreplvj^hjs mother ' Heard on the Platform, of -a .Rail way Station'-^-' Guard, why didn't you wake me up as I asked ybu. - Hare, fam] miles beyond my, station !'. Guard : : 't did try. sir, but aflT cbutt get'yofc'^aayi wai, 'All right, Manaj get tbe. children their breakfast, and I'll be down iii a minute 1* • * Brown, do you know itity. you; arellikß a donkey JVf.jUke a donkey P' eohoed Brown, opening; his eyes wide. No, I don't/ .Do-you,fcivfiJt 4 upr <l do/ Because your hatter half is stubborneu itself.*" « That's Wfc bad? 'Ha, Hal I'll give that to my Wife when I get home.' ' Mrs Brown, T he asked, as he sat down to supper, do ' ybu know why I am yhke a donkey. 1' He, waited,*} mo^nt, expeotinghiawife. t to aiye it .up; BmV she^cudjra, Shejookedjat him some ,cqmm|se'ratin|^. as she answered, ' I suppose' beosusijryoa were born, so.' .."".. j There are m the ship-build* ing establishments and' marine engineering of Great Britain ; iGdjOO&Saen, whose ermuar wage earning >-amouht to -Seven' miHion sterling.. , „ , :; t >:' » • ; A recent police return stafce»>:that there ' not less than 200,000. f, vagabonds ' stroU iling through; Germany and /begging for alms. £bey are .cbi.eily man m their prime or young people. in' fait vigor,' who are too lazy to work. : " v ~ .'■-,:-- -•>-'■ •■ .^^ The egg teadels so great at Berlin that mi the roienbons of twd\days' iii the week f 'the Prbauce Exchange ii .Wholly given up ;to the egg dealers.; ; Efniform rates are thus established which are respected by all dealers. .•;:.',,.,!.' *J. :, ./• At Liverpool -the- 'march of improvereent 'has. made necessary the destruction of a qburch'-yard.;and the removal of the ,11.000 bodies iwhiofi il^ contain* The Health Gniceir nas'made reg^lationa under . which the work hrte be done. -Latfest^inWll^gfenc^'concdrnmg.the recent WarrnamboDlbhildmurder states that abtrong feeling \a shown Panmurein .regarj4to; the m*n. Morgan suspected of the, recant shocking: mardee of [%, child. He was with diffip.u'rty'hicired from Jthe lock-up. : % large angry 1 crowd collected and seemed : dispo'Be t dtJOtalte thej,law into its own hands.- -■ .^1 y, :. ■ '. ■