News in a Nutshell.
Shrewd Men,— Hen^'cked hußbandf. .The latest American inirentip^Vi.paidto b?a : machine for gracing, pep,pJei teeiingM. ; A achoolmistreßs.tßked a '...ohiid* whit W spelt. The child hesitated. Said the teacher, 'What do I do when I look at you P' 'Squint' xeplieS the : pupil. It ia relatecl^ayßibguiar fe^t that fat men-heter commit crime. It doesu't seem so. singular tfhefa^yott reflbct fhat *tiM™aalt-£o.r ; .»^^maa4oßtpop-t i( )do anything low. *~:Wi*. c^^iin^tiot ofe *© charms of her'dayghter): J< YeV,.ii^ihbf «o well enough looking girls. Sdme admfc^ the ,! r brpn2e' and.aonie^he,/ bJaenettea/%* It is not ftue thWgbiiJ; r'uris m VfamiJr. No one ever saw-gout make a decent attempt at walking eveaV ;! A dairy factory is kbput to be' eitablishid at'Feathirstori.^ ? v '*■"■'• : I Wybung lady " whb did^dt adnilnftno custom m Tdgue among^ -her. Sittew of writing aletter and the : a crossing it to the i point of llieKibility, said, shawould prefer her episdei without an qver»kirk.' .: ; eU, 3 Jojhany? I-.! halHorgiT* you thw time,,a^i :; it;« very pretty of you ! % nt ? ) . J R 1 d^ r Bft y -you're.aoMr ' ; Johnny : ' Yes, maY; don't tear it up" ! please. ' Mamma : ' Why not P' Johnny : : ' Because it will dofor the next time.' | Clergymen tpnewij%eddei'prir:^ Tai ! mairriagei <tat*'Miinfpioße» 'va'rioUB •'dutios" ! The husband must protect?the%ife;wWft the wife mus.t|o:U(Mr'th» husband whither:«oeverhe goes.' Bride; « Lor, sir, can't ; taaej)© altered m flur case ?;-7 Myihusbandr jis going to be a' country postman? ' *' j A jocose young" man perceived one i morning that the milk he waapouringiuto I his coffee waa of ; an : iiiferior quilitSK and isaid to'bisiandlady^ ink melancholy tone 'Bviveh'c you «ioy milk that-ismore cUoer^ fol than thisP 1 -.\\ What do yoa mean by ! that ?' askedsthe - landladjs. u il Why, thi* to haTe the bluesj'_responded 'the jocose young man. .r . f '.'~ ir ~~. r: ..' I In Burmah palm-Wyes and boois "of' | ivory learef supply theiplaoe of paper, the S latter being difficult to obtain. I Boiled rice "isithebasisbf Chinese food, i^and the symbol of it^ L so . to speak ; for « ; waiter, wh>n asking ; you whether you are 1 going to take a will w.hethe|; ! you', will 'have' 'some, rice ; and/S ave yoa jcateti yourrics?' is 1 * the' ' eQtuValent' of do you do?' — ,io-i :< -= :i ..-f
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 293, 14 November 1883, Page 2
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