News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 288, 8 November 1883, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

It bears the palm.4-The hand. Affection which is never reciprocated. —Neuralgic; Affection. ; V/ Physician to - Office—Oleik :— ' Well, whatdo.yoa complain of.' 'Sleeplessness doctcfir.' At what ttme^b yo'u?go to bed P' * Oh, I don't meaii atwight, but daring ; office hours.' ■/. Ei-iiu ■ . A telegraph., wire it like a youtfi't moustache. It' . i^bf hd^'tSe while it *is aownV '■-'■ -^ A ' $ism& « ld^ hj&r moth»r to her daughter the' Other morningf f did Henry kiea you dn^the stepgilaat knight.' •No 'mamma, hedidmot? If tiie fond guardian chad said moutbanstead of stapa it would have, vtrxm bled - Bishop .^Neville,' gnjmU,! to make St. Matthew's. the Cathedral. Chiirch of Dun. •edin. ,_ ,;„. •..'„■".' ~' ./ ul '' Jlt '-' f - Aoropoa ipf .some^ receii^ judicial utterances, the Melbourne Pr ess; it asking eDo thfe t JuclgeS^ r^ad- ; thenewspapenr There arefew, if anj, places m Melbourne into which a man can go, smoke His pipe get a cup of coffee^ and read m quietude. What is it. that has -banished the Bible from/ the common schools Victoria 1 Bishop Moorhouse replies, ' Miserable .aectarian differences.' Mr H. Campell,' of o Wanaki, calculates that on his own station about 80,000 sheep bare been destroyed by keai during the last twelve years. - Building, operations m Auckland are again becoming brisker. k ,Whyis;it that everyone looks more happy at a wediinK thanthia bridegroom P Wo being unmarried" do not know. , Eich~(sld3.iintT' At"vrhat time do yon dine, Mary -Jane?' Sinalli Child : (antici* pating) t .« Bsg x1 can, ma tell? Rot till you've gone away; a cbs I heard her say .A , Melboprne paper'aay s the members of the New Zealand' Assembly < have been educated 'to slander and calumny by the example of a man who was regarded by ~ many as an; authority.',- ; ] It is satisfactory. to tee,' remarks the Australasian, that m connection with the movement to promote ; a- ■ forking Men's Club the smokers- are beinj; recogoiaed as a section of the community entitled to some consideration.^ . ; la •an article: on Mr .Redmond's ap« preaching '. visir, the lOfcaifb* D.iily Titoac says:— 'But these^are no. reasons for shutting our public balls against Mr Redmond if be chooses to pay for renting them. So loyal a community as this can well afford to laugh at any treason he may choose' to otter,' . .. u & Never try to save yonr wife from a. tumble, if she slips on a orangeapeel, by clutching wildly at her back hair, The greater; the. number of immigrants, arriving at Sydney thegrea'er seems to be the demand for their, services.