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» Mr 9^?>« Hai nitte. father of the American ;jkdy famous inEurope for her iO**^ will not .permirphotgraphet. to ■eUJus daughter's picture*. ?* ? " ''ih^^^'i pii * frfi P"t<y eyes are ;^be«t mirror for.- « manfto,«haye by! iSW-*>. ai ?4 it M iunquwtionably ithV !w* man 7 »' m »P M been shared by •SltSr ..fe l^** that made ,ou »H^.yoa, know ?^« Yes. Why didntjoaolangl! Idai' : v.Oh, I don't -know Mr Dixon well enough! 1 'Save the Sweetest ~Kila for Mother* w the titfcidf the latest song. The author overlooks thei.'fact that th* young i man:a ! precipnß : time is so completely occuwed^in paying, his respects to the daughter that the lady stands » mighty slim chance of getting any kiss at ~ marionette cbinpany m England, wasinV jureain getting out of a railway carriake. and obtained such heavy -damages that a new taalhaabeen granted oh the ground that Miss, Mary and- her sisters .were so' beautifal. that they turned, the heads of the jury. ; , ; ;,' * P?: J^m^B^m Pf the Prince and " rl , nces B,P f . wales are "growing graoeftd girls/ as alsd ' is :the tall >ung Pribcess Mary/daughter of Princess Mary, Duchess of Teokiandcanhardly be treated lonjrer as quite children; though, wisely and kindly to them, they are kept m, all the freshness of unspoiled youth. iU . T T co -%^ c - y ears Wo a young lady of this town had a singular.dream. She con* salted a dream-book 'and learbed that she; wbuld^frave four husbahda before sluT reached the age of thirty. This made her /.rather indepenednt, and .she is^owdfo old maid of forty-two and.has . never^hSd a beau. Some dream- books ■ are not as reliable as '"they might be. 1 *) / a Ten years ago : t,wO' loyingf hearts were separated by a little, quarrel owing to we ; miscarriage of an explanatory letter. Me went- West and : married ; abe stayed East and married, and -now both are once more free. .He has eightohildreh and the .jaundice, and she seven s.nd the dyspepsia* ; and neither has any idea.of ever marrying agaip. Truth may be stranger than fiction, • out it is not so romantic. "' J ' . - J! | Pianos to the right of as, : Pwnostothe,left~of ns, r . . Pianol'in froiit-bf as',' Ji " • " ' .r:o\. Battle^ and thunder. : . - : Onrs not to reason why, i !i ; ; ' ' Oars bafc to list or die, fi : : --Gars not ;to make ireplfj, ' J Lest .we^mjght. blander, ; Obj for a moment's, peaoe 1 i : Ob, for a sweet release} .'. , Oh, wiirthey nerer qease I ■■•■'- < Sadly we wqndgr, " ; . • He'd been waltzing with his host's ugly daughter, and was jn a corner repairing damages. Here ha was espied by hjs 'would»be papa*in«law^ is the flower lotmy family^ «?,', said ..the latter. ,<Bo it seems,' answered the'yoiing man. *Pity she comes off so, ain't .it J[ he, continued, as he essayed another vigorous rub at the (white Bp.ots, on his .coat sleeve.
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 270, 18 October 1883, Page 2
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468News in a Nutshell. Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 270, 18 October 1883, Page 2
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