News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 268, 16 October 1883, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

A Journalist ciub^the lead pencil! < . To the ' pooher ' all things are poor.' U i .? ilen , mi Bht the finrdr be supposed to Thegreater^art- of m en einplojr the ) remainder miserable. ,f : , >„ TT t«7£f iB between aminiL ter and a^schoolmaster 7-r-Ooe forma the views, and i&i^i&mMi3ffi m Men are born with out with" unorder that ' twice as much as they say. ' ■ -"( : It is understood that a ; Vole' of art ia revered 10 the. burleiqae. actress. She must learn to pain* befoip she' can^raw. .rP 2^ bo^ waitin^ on you^^sald a- : P°hte dry goods- clerk to -a 'young-lady* I froav the country « Yes air,' replied tb> blushing damsel; .. »*« That's my young man outside; he weuldnJUame into vhe ihbp.» " *My boy,' siid a politician to his son, ''lean a little towards; everything, land commit yourself to nothmg. J Be al round as a bottle, andjuat dark' enough'' so that see what's in.you.' Ov^he^staU of ,a publ^'w^er m la,rue <lv B^m.Paris, . W th'e 4 fo1lowi& .msenption.:, fM. , Rehard public 'write? .adyising compfler, the tougaei e *J» ain . B , thlß language of flowers, i wad sells fined potatoes. , • ' > I .•.•-- ; . ;> t ; , „ : ' B New Zealand ' Loan arid Mercahtile Agency Company f are erecting; j a ware~ house m Melbourne which is to cost £75,000, and will be the .largest m Australia. It covers one acre of ground. It is, sir storeys high;the two lower storeys being of blue stone, and the other four of Oamaru stone.- The building is; described "as having arfine appearance, ._.„... „.,_ Mr Moncure D, JConway m the second of his lecttfisjr iot, >Melboarne, said it was remarkable that the. three men who had the greateat>iafluence~unpu .the intellect of this genarationWDarwW Garlyle, and Emerson— had. all" "Studied for the minis* try, and ha^studied* themselves, oot of<it. Brains cannot be measured by the* size of the head, nor.eloc[itterice by the 'extent ;.oi the mouth. '"' •• 1 - :i • -h\: ■.;.->)■:):{.-> No woman would be happy tab* the only woman m the wbrldi and all'the men worship her. She wouldn't be satisfied. She'd want another woman or two toenvy • : herV» i-.i/J t;>..':,!,;;. - -.•;......,. ... . • " '■ '■'■" *•'•■•».*' ,--,,e. An Irish clerk~who was snowed up m a. train during a? severe atorm telegraphed •to his fitmiri the city *,« I not be at ''the office. to«day^ as I have, nqt got home yesterday yet.* <^\,- ' x " v ' " . ; tH atockihis depleted larder, an 64itp#-,^^r^4-? k^fty i "ken m exchange for advertising/ fc The Tillainoua compositor, seeing His opportunity to pun up f a, long Standing '«grudge, set it up, 4 Poetry takifri, '&b!j' ' and sinoa that time the : office^ ' 'boy has been clearing fire shillings a day from the waste paper man*