News in a Nutshell.

Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 248, 21 September 1883, Page 2

News m a Nutshell.

| The best thing m print.— A pretty girl m a calico dre?s. / Ladies, a piece of advice— Never send your letters by male. Despite this name, me thinks it will be seen, • Grass-widows,' as a rule, as far from 'greon. A young man advertised for a wife* His sister answered the * ad.,' and now ' the young man thinks there is no balm m pretty hard to have two fools m the family.;*!.. {; / j. ;i / •Can you help me a httleP' said a tramp, poking— his— head into u "a"conntry-* r shOpr* n ' ' Wby don'tyou helpt yO«rtelff_?r!!_Jd'iH6ril prpprwtor, angrily,, ?.ThaßKjypu,(I T >ili' I said the tramp,, as he picked up ajbottle of whiskey and two loaves' of bread *snd disappeared like a lightning streak, f_l« lowed by r half a. dozen lumps ;ofcoj& faJws'J j Unregistered dogs! are being shot whole* sale m the ntreets of Sydney. I ?^f _$«£&■ **•' " Archbishop ,,Gk»ol4 -w objects to the.Balvation'Arh_y,Sws %ingattended ! by , RomahC«.SiS j 3? t0r -* a _ l . Sho^ Commission L. rfuahimbusly of opinion .' that bdnxiffl&Z should not b« employed m ftbMi.r(M 'iff x I Two hundred* andJftyikangaroosififce^o. killed m a drive on Bannockburn station "* Ihyerellj New South Wales, recently., t .t* i At WinhroOwee (S^A^tbe bones oKi huge marsupial animal, suppbs'edC.to'bi unknown, -have, been discovered." Tho bones will be sent to Professor Owen ♦ jThe Bey. A Tarnbnlh aii> ! Anglican the S/ilvatio_i__an« and will leave for ■„A delaide.! shorQy, to superintend operations there.,, 0 .•> , >t ; At Sydney it is propose-' to'teaehieiri looted and unprotected ' elfitifr^-'&g. cultural pnrsuits. This ism accbrSnbe with John Ruskin's teiwhihg— ami wisS* *> j A mariistgewas celebrated m Sydney on June 19th, according-to the rites of the .Society; }of Friends., -It is tenyeartsitfa the.last Eriends',w;edding took place m tha,,' me.trbpolii. '" "-'.r ;;r - L, .' ,,J ! AV'M^happle \&iltii& J t w&j&^f Dunedin paper 6h'the J ' Wgh^EctaWrian lo of Women.' This 'is what she' '»_?_ •*---"* « The wife should be able, if ue«d- thei» v< l be, to sour from star to star m search ofiad^l new planet; to dive .with him (the hasband)>intp the depth of ocean m search o| aome.ijare coral ;tp unravel with him, U »« far as possible; the laws which govern tffiTl univer*).' . ' * ""' "* ™ j A >c.unj_la»y, wheir^presented 'wi.__*^?pair of opera gla^_es^MkedV' 1< Hblriii^fciJ*^ world urn Tfeakeep thembri ?'< ■'--». aa\ ; '\->,\!\ < I The ladiesyof the Bonaj^rte.familT>l_d 1 -remarlcabiy small, and weU-ahaped feet, and wore their shoesstraight.