"I would box your ears," said a young lady to her idiotic and tiresome admirer, " lf } "— — <flf .whtft V he anxibugly asked, "If," Bhe "repeated, "I could get a box large enough , tor the pnrpose." An iutoxicatod man, passing a door over, whidb i was the Bien '•• Oast iron sinks," looked up, and reading the sign several times, said, " Well who the — hie— said, it did not?" \ ' Ayoung lady applying for a eituaUon [a9 a teacher m Spencer cquuty. : Ky., m reply -to a question said : " I ai'ijt m uch of a arithraeticker, bat am an elegant grammarest."
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 142, 23 May 1883, Page 2
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