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Motueka Star, Volume IV, Issue 184, 26 May 1903, Page 4

Tenor (singing)—Oh, 'appy, 'appy, 'appy be thy dreams— Professor— Stop, stop ! Why don't you sound the H ? Tenor—lt don't go no 'igher than G!— ' Mabel (at football match) : Oh, Geoige, why da they all jump on that poor fellow ? George : Don't you see ? He has got the ball. Mabel : Oh, I see. They have got it back so that they can get on with the game. How mean of him to try to steal it ! He was showing his country cousin the sights in the river. "That big ship, 1 ' he said, is a man-of-war, and the littje vessel on this side is a tug." "Then that dear little one is a tug-of-war," replied she, cheerfully. "I've read of them." "You run your automobile verv fast through the streets," said the friend to the doctor. "Yes," replied the man of pills and bills. "I'm always m a hurry to get there ; and, besides, when times are a little dull, I can pick up a few cases on the way." Lord Avebury has coined a new word for geologists. In "The Scenery of England," he remarks in regard to the northern districts, "rocks occuralso manywhere." Thus manywhere appears to be intermediate between the familiar somewhere and everywhere, and pofsibly it may come into popularusage. The newest sky-scaaper in New York is the Etna building of thirty storeys, and 455 ft high from the pavement. This beats all records. At Dodford, Northampton, a young woman who had just been married went from the altar at her wedding to the font and stood sponsor to her father's sixteenth child. A number of tramps in Nassau County (U.S.) Gaol struck work afterdinner one evening lately, declaring that they had formed a union which was opposed to labour of any kindTne rule of "no work, no food," was strictly adhered to, and hunger eventually strikers to yield. Authentic Medical Opinions 'worth knowing.—Dr Osborne says—"l use Sander and Sons Eucalypti Extract as a spray for nasal catarrh, low fever, asthma, etc,, with great success. I find this preparation super or to all others."—Dr Stah -. "I have used various preparations of Eucalyptus, but I get better results from Sander and Sons Eucalypti ■ Extract than from any others."—-Dr Preston : "I never use any Eucalyptus preparation other than Sander and Sons, as I found the others" to be almost useless."—Dr Hart: "It goes without saying that Sander and Sons Eucalypti Extract is the best in the .market."—ln influenza,, fevers, throat and lung troubles, diphtheria, diarrhcEa, dysentry, kidney complaints, rheumatism, wounds, sprains ulcers, etc., it is invaluble. See that you get Sander and Sons, arid reject spurious preparations-which are sometimes supplied by unscrupulous dealers.