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Motueka Star, Volume IV, Issue 183, 22 May 1903, Page 4

RELENTLESS FOES. —o — HEUMATISM and Sciatica are ruthi less, relentless foes, and revel in the writhings of their victims. The torment and torture of uric acid poisoning is known only to those who suffer. But why suffer ? "Rheumo Conquers Rheumatism." Rheumo strikes at the root of the ailment, and strikes quickly. Rheumo kills the pain, removes all swelling, and eliminates the uric acid and phosphatic sediments. There is nothing to compare with Rheumo for prompt results and permanent benefit. Rheumo is pleasant to take, and is free from all harmful ingredients. Sold by all chemists and stores at as 6d and 4s 6d per bottle. .

A doctor tells a good story in connection with a lad who until recently was in his employ. It was part oi this youngster's duty to answer the surgery bell, and to usher the prospective patients into the consulting room. One morning there presented himself at the surgery entrance a mechanic, -with whom Buttons was on speaking terms. ''Hullo, Jackson !" he remarked, "what's the matter with you ?" "Oh, 1 just want to see the doctor," replied the visitor. "Have yer brought yer symptoms with yer ?" inquired Buttons, '"cos that's the fust thing he'll ask yer about. If yer ain't brought 'em, ye'd better pop back an' get 'em." "And would you believe it ?" adds the doctor, "that fellow was actually about to act on the boy's advice when I entered the surgery !" Going home drunk at one o'clock in the morning, a Chelsea tailor, named Pearce, unable to make his latchkey work, kicked in the panels of the door. Then he found that it was not his house, but that of his next-door neighbour. Result, 35s or fourteen days. The Rev. W. F. Marwick, of Ansonia, Connecticut, was placed in an awkward predicament one Sunday recently by burglars breaking into his house in the early morning and stealing his clerical attire. Though the weather was bitterly cold he was forced to go to church and preach in a suit of white flannels.

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