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THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT

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-'"■ ' The- -wise and discerning • ' 1 . , Whoiwisb to be learning \ ; ■ • , Sftd,leasoiiß of life in,the world°s busy school," .' ' Mus't s leave tho great ocean "' Of Strife arid commotion, -<' . And mix with tlio dregs in humanity's "pool.; '"" Wre all of us fellows ' f ' h , (At least, so they tell tis), Life's channels all lead td the same mystic " * , JiOl't, Anil those who would study ' The depths that are muddy Should visit each morning tho Magistrate's .!-■ . ' Court, >,. "' , ' Come in my, proud lady, 1 t 1 That4'uffiani so shady i< u , , Is only.a thief ,who has gotjinja mess ;.,-, Consider, ,dear madam, ..<■>. ~ ~ We've all Bprung from Adam, ~ -, < „ And, this is a daughter.of Eve 1 in distress. ,i «, On,,those wretched faces , , - ' ~. • -, r/-There yet remain traces , ~ ~. Of fJort's early stamp; but now sin, ala mortf, j -. 1 Has taken, possession." ■ . . >, ' « ' -j. v - 4, n( & n ', , The devil's own net ia the"Magist'rate's',Court.' j, ! < V _;J - J( i who tremble arid shalce 'neath the Magis-' . , . trato's frown 5, •~n i„!l aiSt' f 6ne'tim'e were* jolly)--' 1 '• '!' i „i,u'; i ißufr vice, > crime, .and-folly, -; ~ '•' i> s,o]bbgd conscience 'nf.pejice, and.pulled cha-j . \\" /,( " <r ,racfor,(l'oW. aTI' . :"'' r "'"- <J are handecV" '' • • '-i'iDown here'to bebraride'd" : - "'' Asidrunkards and thieyesiin tlte.daily report, ,! \) r,j } ~ Thgse gents whoarp, writing : , ;• , „ Aro briefly inditing, " . The chriMicleS sad'of'tKe'Ma'msta-a'te's Court. m v,.i .u," U:: i . .; •. :.«:;"> ;~J '. "p .'At'times there.is joking, ttr: -'u! -.kp 1, •,. Ik ,iAnd fan mirth , r/ tl „ , •* ~, I , lawyers are'te'asing some sqatterbrain'd' ' "~ ''clown,' '' ' 1J '' ' ' JI ; J "-'' v -m ~ \, ~ I "Wnrt's-i!amm'ers'.afi(l splutters' !i k ' ' ,!, ..With. oisense,in his "" "'.' ";' 'The lefSgfitifeiiinn '' '" ' ' \\ I ■"'■"' '' Who bsidgdr fbl' niottey, "•*' '■ '" - Are often nonplussed by a> witty retort. . ,-, 5,1, Some.comical figures,; ~, ~,,/jjj it ,:j ',i^ 00^a ' • sw )P era > and priggers, M ' Are gathered J 6huh''dafr i 'm the 'Magistrate's '.': vbi I-«■•odHrt." •'«"-'.•.-, - 6< j ', i< ;'\ AcQnstablejfctchesn'" - , '''' , 1 , /, 1; ; f ; t TJafortunate waifs ho'has'found on his beat*,' ■ ' ' ;; VJ -' i '»Som'e'Vill t 'ifiii i n-hiiman," " " "•' "' »■'■!" '-Or cbldi-brooderl ■ ■■'"' .•■ :Had ;left the pool" starvelings to,'die,on the >)> '>-i'i * ' r ?pk ,j r,-,< ■ t •!•/(> >'■, Ye friends 61'Chi-is't's, mission,, ', ■j..,, The'roadto.perditiori',', / '''' <■ •». " 'ls far from 1 the heathen— fftjrfi 11s itf is sho.rt;, j. ■ Z'.ll diYejpriestsjancbye.teachers;.* !,■»■ .(•?. i'\h]L K-ti e parsona, ,r; r , , f .••,.. „ 'There's work' to he done in'the Magistrate's ■■«■"'> w.v uu:-V}> tivti wi'Thoiwas ErAcW

.'■, <J~^Ev.enmg..Star.i!ii'ij;.ii nil' - !.;..,<.J ■-,,■ :- ili'i U; t)'-'j;ftj y'-vj ■.■'■.■■»■ ■ — a-1, ;;,' /, i|i '■-_.. ;' {f /" T >" ,J!l 's pj&M &\ ■->■* "•* x'/j: tl 'xuir'ti-ji \,j ij\.A\at\i.:.t.s) . r. i < "yn?; ,■ ' "'_■ m; ,;'i-'j J-'r ~,; , tuu'-i :v>'f ■/, !; ■ \i< . ~ ..:,,. ~A tjwitter, and ra, warble, .„ '■ ~- • -' -.. xfmt make tlie pulses leap ; -t_, ::r \ fl ' li imib <# re r Ti6vafioni "« ; ' ■': ''-'.."-« Gfffesllnesß unci'tff-htfafth', ' : .-• ;-iVc :>!. «,A ousting ofl'.of korclid frar ,",:.■ ,; ; - j ~! lf wodlt.h V! ;, ~ jj '',.Al Etching'nsrn childhood; *" J " ";*« i f tf6 r by 'on'o " y, ,: ;'"i" Open.tlieir goicW.petals\ •; »:.;* • .. l; , st'iift f <l /i l o'woo;theifit,ful>Bnn';< ) ,. l ,, ,J IX :" S *.,'.' , :„ „ - A -wisli to Bhout and ' i -,,•, ' i ' ! '' , '^ (i Ai.fliie&;Wih'fi"6pii'aM:giadrießj;." i;;, -/'5- .'.>:« "JVT^hail'tKe vernal sprfng. '" •' . ■ ■"■ ■ lifd Brt ",:b '' • ■;/' t- ' ,- .... ''' : '.'%ttttD':ME A IttffiTO biE'IN."" ' • '' Sltch via&tlie re^\iM-of'J)it.'liivintfslbti'erfo his v 1 > ndevcttetl.follotoerj. t0uch- .,,,,,, infljtanxasiarejbctsed uppnihia incident:, n-. ■ /..; rjfilfli'Builc] meiftiluuv to-diij in-rr-J//' ' -' »* v.':.il f a? k ,o/ PJftn—:; -v,-. " " ,-',../, , A littlfl,placo.to,hein.i ~ '-'■'■ ■ ! '' B °liftle'Waii.'' i!j ' '' : "'■: l'T}iVftce , _sr t , a!r'i4iy , .fe!vpr^d 1 ' ' ' :- -f,rb si.! lFly-'tip.l'6''Jeßiia , »bpeaßt,'»"..' > ■ •' ,(/. i'j>''/; ,"<';A.ad .t.htough his graco inherit,, ' • ..;»* .u.v yi:iiA n i^' rla^f n .S- , .'it I '.?tv i; ni Yt a hut, and'lald'l]iTri ! ■' ' " '></" V : i"; f) iS r, Updnniitfldt*lvßedi*- ;b;.-{ ; '-if ■ wwi ■■'■!' n .'JPhetp tenderly, did aid.hitn., -,; «*'»" if J j/fuii.'. i* •'■ t ; XJrit.il spirit fled/,' yy ; '* I "j/ f 'l »: ~Hjs precious,dus't/ftlioy bore il <'" » ;j , ; ', , Ocr-hill, and Btiieam, and plain ;'' iii.y; '■.'! i <i 'jji <-j J (,.;'r.iATo'ißri( , aiti ! B i'6»'Jt/a'gain". -j« ,; <' ■w^Jufc.o.p'j/hy,.mQnrnjng, Lon'lon, ■■■ ; * "" Add take with ttfirs fcho_fcrust; ,!; . ;t;:n v , ,;ijp rrtni^mir ] fl&U i,' r o sun'tiown, ,'". >;V'- oriGoxeycnvtlid glorious d.usfc.,-;/ (< :«'. •'.'' .iri ' r!?Hion.op.en.wiilo tjid Abbey, , •' ' j Mcieryea for 'glorious;men,.. , , ( t .The warrior and 'trie'Rabbi',' ' -. Vii i'««"*Wr f'Mn/dc*'greatWWofd or pen. ';;:iO ' "'"J .L-y;.-;is/ *. j.jl'..: .L f;r « ••■ • ~ i,v>tii Lii'C '* : , I hear tl}?m .say, in heaven, -y '. •■■ , ~,„„;.»,%'ld'it of wide expansion, ! , ■ i. w : ', f'- p vni Cgfflairwas't,ho*Afr?d"'Bli"eilirig' •• , ; .' ',f!v/ uiOrif I.n-i-Which ha bi*eatlie'd his lagt'; «,„ j i j.Bufc,spl'naid^|lii|',dwelling,} ; '" f*» P oU'A \o W|HonHll Lift toils are pa»t." I r^ :< ' ,' '. ,'J SjcHpitn'in '"glory, v/' '' ; i ; ; ' 'tV'in/bis fflthnr'tind his wife,! '- . r. , .;'y>B'eHditrf<in'galUlie' story ~ .-,,] "lf- '■; v/ite».Mflnl ful life. ; ! t h'ork I' (here como/aiiit traces " ( ' ,' ./Of thegrenfcman'sheoVenly winrds; ' "What rer? rtfey ? f 'J '>■'•" I ''»-'S}iall BOon'.bcijbmO'the Tjovd's."

Don't pay.—The GoluVnbus (Ga ) quirer' says'!—"-'.We are going to ; quit the newspaper business ; it don't pay'to run a paper in tt tow 1 !) where businessmen .read alrnanncs and' pick their I ''teeth' with the 51 ' tail of a herring" '"' " A New 'Hampshire"farmer's wife fell into a well, and it Was'four days before he missed Her,' affd nfade search for her. He said, he thought the' h'o:se unusally quiet/ but hV,' didn't'know what made it so. ;'' " ',. '/",' '/' Some'men-n'dyer tape their, presence of mind. " Tn' : Milkwaukee'a hjan threw ( his, ' 'Mother-in •law' out of the windb'w from the fifth, story, of a burning bhildihg, and" "lifted up.tphderly" a "featherbed, which he carried down stairs safely lfi His arms - There wi'is a certain 'clergyman, more eminent in his day for the brilliancy of his' 1 irnagiration than for the force of his'logic, I who was once preaching on the -'.' Ministry I of Angels," and in the peroration he sud-j denly observed, " I hear a. whisper.'' l The change of tone startled one of the church-' wftrdeii!!,, who Ra't' below,' from "a, drowsy n'inod f'ahdi'springing'tohis feet,'he cried, *' It is the boys in the gallery !"'

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Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 289, 12 September 1874, Page 4

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THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 289, 12 September 1874, Page 4

THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 289, 12 September 1874, Page 4

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