VARIETIES.
It is a queer woman that asks no questions, but tae vvojiau who does is the querist. 5 It is a pity that those who taught us to talk did not also teach us when to hold our tongue. : - Numierieally True.—lf a man doesn't take care of No. 1, he will soon have 0 to take care of! ' - - < - " Though lost .to sight to memory dear," as' James said when Brown ran off and left Jones to pay his bill. The; Bravest Man in the World. —The rrian who talks of going to the' taking his wi^J J i A young man who keeps a collection 01 locks •of hair of his lady friends, calls them his hairbreath escapes. " Ah," exclaimed an Irishman: ; the other .day "td a:pp r etty /girl, " how I should enjoy being in 'jail for the steal-! ing of you." . ■- An Ohio woman was so amiable at breakfast the other dayithat her husband ..took the coffee to a chemist for : analysis; * .. : A young man of of .Keekwa? recently married to a ifciss .Heels.;,' they r^re; therefore, tie.cl audi A poor American bach-S^r r having; rashly sacrificed-himself on the altar ; of Hymen ,*,ex,clai ra s : Oh! I.ar, . And;what 1 used to was,, , liind I've flung myself away sufficient cos Jfc is said that. if.you take two letters from money, there will be but one left ; but a Southern editor has heard of a.m-vji who took money fro in letters, and'their wasn't any left. "
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Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume III, Issue 183, 6 September 1872, Page 3
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246VARIETIES. Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume III, Issue 183, 6 September 1872, Page 3
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