JEFF BUGGINS IN NASEBY.

Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume II, Issue 132, 8 September 1871, Page 5

JEFF BUGGINS IN NASEBY.

CTo the Editor of the Mount Ida Chboxiclk J

Mr. Aditeb, —I hartely kongratlate u on the present prospeks of koininu: good times ; the air of our profeshinal and business gentlemen indikates soundness and konfidence on all sides, an I may safely predict good pickings for our men well up in the art. I rejoice to intimate that the want which as bean so 1 >ng felt in our midst is at last supplied to the letter by the weltymed arrival uv fledgings uv the Soopreem Koert, and the inimmifcoble Charta's can pas the process of Soopreem whitewash without further dela. 1 offer u my expreshins of superabundant enthoosiasm on the hi display uv sientiffic deduxions, based on furty veers of aktooal expeerience in the Kolonies, wich appeered in the last issu of the ' Mount Ida Kronickle,' an ritten by the resently arrived uman illoominator. Kould you not konvert yure paper into a fllosofical and sientiffic journal, and obtain the assistance of the arbitrator—l meen the illoominator; he mite possibly teech the Nasbians the u*e of watre akording to the roodyments of forsible highdrawlick preshure, with the co-existant lingual gas. T.iis water suggestion, asdemon.straited by arbitraitor, is locked upon here as the prekursor of pendin imminent events, and I will su .jgest for him, ia rekognition of his karl'ul and talented observations, that he be dekorated with the konvenshinal leather medal. Mr. Aditer, [ fancy a boylin kettel, with its engins, pypes, &c, throwing its powerful volumes of steenij and water on the miners on Surface

ilill ; why, the effox wood be alarmin, an the promoters of the skeem wood event ooally explod at the absurdity of the koinpouud higtuirawlrck fenomenn. I hev uo peartiklar relich for tyles, but the progress of uman civilisation teeches uz that the rym has arived that tha ot to be brote into use, and I am onestly advised to dispens with the komodity eksept on Sunda's. Brother Hill says the hole soot wood kola pa under the overbenng tylr, mid the unfortunate individooal insyd wood pay the penalty with his lyfe'iu the melankoly katastrophe. I hev a uateral avershi i to braggadosio, and t > those who praetiss it, an I wood kindly solicit your korrespondents to npeek less positively as to the talent of individooal* until they are more certain as to the applicability of the term " clever," and then to use it only with due caution, and after mitoor d dibberation.

The blue gum spekulashun would end in karbonick vapor, and Hall wood share in the dredful konftagration, and would diskover, when it was too late, that his garden bekame the unci us of a gum forest at the expense of his arated kordials. The Magna Charta's Protexion Association is in kourse of execution, but the bird as flown, an the skerne is a failyure. Hi.s kouduct is admirable, an I wish himhelth to enjoy the froot of his labors.

Good bye, Mr. Aditer, brother Bill and the specialties will look after the publick for the future.—Yures with admiration.

Jeff. Buggins.