CORRESPONDENCE.

Manawatu Herald, Volume XLVII, Issue 2976, 17 December 1925, Page 1

CORRESPONDENCE.

(Mishter Editor.) Dear Shir. —Hieskuce me. I’m teetoether but am sliorry to shay mos’ confound’ly eonfushed. My head’s shippinnin’ like th’ barometer an I donno quite where I are. Leinnie tell you Shir, I’m the sliilenl conshubble oil duty in the mille of th’ road in front of Buyer and Tarrsh. Itsh er lovely shpot furra fellow like me. But Shir thro’ trying to keepraneye on the traftie, lika reshpcck-* able pleeshman should, I’m-sh-kid-dy-ash-sif I’d shpent th’ week on the merry-go-roun’. You slice Shir, th’ Traf-hic-n shpeetor she/.. —“Make ’uni all keep to th’ lef’ Pat, but never mine th’ taxis, leddem slit ay were ’ey are till the call comes —an’ then leddem go like hicanything', anywhere anyhow !”

Tliey’rs goo’- fellowsh shir and goodrivers theesh taxis, but I’m writing this, before I collapsli, jesso ash you’ll put me right with the public an’ let everyone know itsli not my fault if a big motor lorry comes along an’ thinks I’ve shingled “all clear” and !!! Sc house me Shir — Thank You, PATRICK O’PLAN NAG II AN, Shilent P.C.