ODDS AND ENDS.
Doctor: “Undoubtedly you need more exercise—what is your occupation?” Patient: “I'm a piano shifter.” Doctor (recovering quickly) : “Well —er —hereafter shift two at a time.” English tourist: “Bother! Here we have climbed to the top of this mountain to see the view and wove forgotten the glasses." Sandy, the guide: “Ocb! Never mind, there’s naebuddy about. We can just drink oot o’ the bottle.” Doctor: “Young man, you owe your remarkable recovery to your wife’s tender care." The Patient: “It’s kind of you to tell me Doc. 1 shall make out the cheque to my wife.” Daddy (winding up a stern rebuke) : “Now you quite understand what I sav?” Small Daughter (un-. impressed) : “Will you broadcast it again, daddy, 1 haven’t quite go your wave-length.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XLVI, Issue 2735, 20 May 1924, Page 4
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128ODDS AND ENDS. Manawatu Herald, Volume XLVI, Issue 2735, 20 May 1924, Page 4
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