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Manawatu Herald, Volume XLV, Issue 2581, 17 May 1923, Page 4

“Punch” (London) Ims a very .significant election story from Scotland. The day after the British elections, a Liberal organiser met a dour old Conservative who voted Tory. Agent: “Air why, .McPh.irson, did ye vote -Conservative? “Weel, ye ken, Ah’ve always voted Consairvative, an’ mil feyther voted Consairvative, an’ ma gran’ feyther, an’ his feyther, too!” “Go ay, growled the agent. “An’ if your feyther had been an eediot an your gran’ feyther an eediot, an’ his feyther too, what wad ye a’ ha' been? Answer: “A Liberal.” Collapse of agent!

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN! Sufferers from Den fness am! Head Noises should know of tlie following advertisement, which is now appearing in numerous newspapers in all parts of the world: — HOW TO CURE DEAFNESS. A simple preparation has recently been discovered by an eminent physician, which has been found wonderfully effective in curing deafness ana lead-noises. Severe and obstinate eases >0: cl. had resisted all the ordinary feme dies and expensive treatments, have been permanently cured in a f<*« days by this simple preparaln.i called “AURALON.” Mr Wm. Bristow, of Worthing, writes: —“The curative properties of your new remedy, •Aurah.n,' are truly wonderful. After being deal for nearly twenty years 1 am now able to hear distinctly, and the head-noises which were so distressing have completely disappeared. No sufferer should hesitate to try this splendid cure.” This is just one report out of many. “AURALON” is sold in packages at Os fid each, and can he sent to any address post paid upon receipt of‘remittance. Send your order direct to “AURALON,” care of Kirk’s Agency, 12 Railway Crescent, West Croydon, Surrey, Kngrey, England. —Advt.

lIAWKE’S BAY AND NELSON FRUIT SUPPLY. LAY UP A GOOD SUPPLY OF JAM. PEACHES, APRICOTS, GREEN GAGES, PRUNES, RASPBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES and several varieties of PLUMS available. ORDERS DELIVERED PROMPTLY. G. P. WALKER, Robinson St.