Suppose —
‘-‘Why am I against Prohibition P* What a silly thing to ask. Just imagine “entertaining” If I hadn’t got a cask! Just imagine “Merry Christmas” With the “Merry” cut right out, Because none of my cobbers Oould say: “Come on. I’ll shoutP Now think, it is my birthday Clt comes but once a year): Do you think I’d be delighted If I couldn’t have some bear Now we’ll say that I am married, And my son. and heir is bom. If I icould’nt ‘Svet the youxigsterii head” Gee I I guess Pd feel forlorn. Then suppose that it is summeriL Pd been sweating ail the day. Someone offered me some water, What do you think I’d say ? (We’ll turn our thoughts to winter! Td been out -in oold and sleet; If I was offered nice beef tea, Do you thank I’d say -‘‘How sweet} Just to think about it even, la making my head sore, I don’t fbmk that I’ll bo trying To imagine any morel MRS. H. 8., Blenheim*
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 2500, 31 October 1922, Page 3 (Supplement)
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171Suppose— Manawatu Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 2500, 31 October 1922, Page 3 (Supplement)
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