Two girls were quarrelling. “Ob,” said one, “I’m sick of you! I be- - lieve you can’t hell) ii, though. You’ve got a chaiifl'eur’s tongue!” “What?” cried the other girl, scared. “Is it catching? How does one get it?” “Oh,” said the other, pointedly, “through constantly running people down.”
“Why did Joseph’s brethren put him in the pit?” barked the teacher. “Because he had a coat of many colours,” suggested a bright lad. “And what has that got to do witli it?” snapped back the teacher. “Well,” again ventured the bright lad, “if he had had on a dress suit thev might have put him in the stalls.”
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 1969, 26 April 1919, Page 1
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107Untitled Manawatu Herald, Volume XLI, Issue 1969, 26 April 1919, Page 1
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