QINCE YOU ASK for my opinion, kX there’s no tea in the Dominion tastier, wholesomer or purer than the peerless Suratura. Take this precious tip from me."—B. Kerdoodle Blobbs, MX). THEY SCATTERED much salt on the tail of the shark ; but he wouldn’t be caught—not ho ! But he came like a flash (Ilian this fact there’s none surer) -when they baited the net with some good Suralura. A YANK EE who travelled with eggs got cramp in full half of his legs. Hut lie tried Suratura, that sovereign enrer, and now he skips gaily, i’ legs ! THEBE’S MANY A MAN chews hominy who’s bowed with hitter grief ’cause he can’t get his Suratura Tea. THERE WAS a coy damsel named Hocking, who sold her last f rock, her last stocking, in order to get Suratura. Sweet pet! Had she got com mot tea, ’t had been shocking. BEHOLD the Emperor of Rome! He couldn’t well be poorer. He’s born —alas! the luckless loon !—full twenty centuries too soon—He has no Suratura i THE GOLLYWOG sighed ’neath the peering moon, a piteous sight to see. He sighed for the love of a goat, poor loon, and grief and despair might have killed him soon, but he drank Suratura Tea : then he scoffed at his griefs, did he ! 1 la r. / ftw Before going out drink a cup of VAN HOUTIN’S COCOA it Wwnm, Comforts ead Cheers.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 1647, 7 December 1916, Page 4
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235Page 4 Advertisements Column 5 Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 1647, 7 December 1916, Page 4
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