POLLY WOPPETT was a mny, roguish little knave. Drank her Uncle’s Suratura when he wont to share* Uncle straightway cut his throat, his grief it was so great. Polly wrote his funeral notice. Why should critics prate ? TO NORTH and South, to East and West, the people who find life the best are those who sweeten life with zest; and life’s best sweetened, you’ll agree, by drinking Suratura Tea. pVERY SUNDAY Neddy Biddle, parts his hair right down the middle, goes to court Widow Widdle. Very cunning widow she; gives him Suratura Tea. Neddy’s landed, yea'll agree. Hey diddle diddle i for Emily Tiddle, who pawned her town lot and her cows and her fiddle, and then went away with a smile of great glee and bought up two tons —Suratura Teal ADVERTISER, well-known antiquary, seeks additional proof that Shakespeare wrote “Romeo and Juliet” under the stimulus of Suratura Tea. 0.W., New Zealand. TITILLY MIXED his uncle’s whis- * ’ kers with a pot of glue. Willy now sits down quite gently, feeling awful blue. Uncle soaks his beard in water, while his sympathizing daughter, so that he may patient be, makes him Suratura Tea. 6a
(5> " A Perfect Baverage, i$ combining Strength, mii Solubility.”—* Medical Ar.nmL ¥AH mm a Universally appreciated lor its High Quality sod Delicious Flavour. Best & Goes Farthest.
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 1623, 12 October 1916, Page 4
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