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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXVI, Issue 1265, 30 June 1914, Page 4

Loud rolls the drum, with a rum-tum-tum, The bugles blare, but our boy’s not there; He is home in bed, With an aching head ; He did not parade, (By the ‘flu’ delayed)— Big musters assure, With Woods’ Peppermint Cure. 3 The famous Roslyn Writing Pads obtainable from all stationers and storekeepers at 6d and Is each/

POLLY WOPPETT vu a merry, roguish little knave. Drank her Uncle’s Suratura -when ho wont to shave. Uncle straightway cut bio throat, his grief it was so great. Polly wrote hi* funeral notice. Why should critic* prate ? TO NORTH and South, to East and West, the people who findlife the best are those who sweeten life with zest; and life's best sweetened, yon'U agree, by drinking Suratura Tea. Every Sunday Neddv Biddle, parts his hair right down the middle, goes to court Widow Widdle. Very cunning widow she; gives him Suratura Tea. Neddy’s landed, yen’ll agree. Hey diddle diddle i for Emily Tiddle, who pawned her town lot and her cows and her fiddle, and then went away with a smile of great glee and bought up two ton*—Suratura Tea! A DVERTISER, well-known antiquary, seeks additional proof that Shakespeare wrote “Romeo and Joliet” under the stimulus of Suratura Tea. C.W., New Zealand. TXTILLY MIXED his uncle’* whi*kers with a pot of glue. Willy now sitsdown quite gently, feeling awful blue. Uncle soaks his beard in water, while his sympathizing daughter, so that ho may patient be, makes him Suratura Tea. 0a

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