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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXIII, Issue 1044, 16 September 1911, Page 2

Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped “whisky cold,” And brandy, rum a\o beer and wine; ALL kinds of “nips" he thought divine His friends to him had often said, “ifyou don't stop, you’ll soon be dead i’ But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and more i and MOREI! and MORE ! ! Till one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright! His was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopoiamuse&j too I But when he saw a PURPLE COW I The Colonel to the Doc. said “Now, NO more a drunkard will ) be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when 1 say Kia Ora, I’ll pledge my pals in— Suratura I

BE ON TIME. aausatmtasmtKmmammammsmmmmamamm O.be ; late for work of a morning is not conducive to promotion, and yet it is so easy to over-sleep these da. winter mornings. AN ALARM CLOCK Will be your best friend now See the splendid selection of persistent and noisy Alarm Clocks that I am now showing. You will find them good time keepers and sure rousers. R. M. PARSES, Practical Watchmaker and Manufacturing Jeweller. (Late of Stewart Dawsons’). Twenty-five years’ experience in English and Colonial houses. NOTICE TO TRESPASSERS. NY person found trespassin with dog or gun on our pro. perty after this date will be prose ' cuted. COKER & CO. Moutoa, July 20th, X9ll.