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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXIII, Issue 1043, 14 September 1911, Page 2

Colore! Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold,” And brandy, rum and beer and wine; ALL kinds of "nips” he thought divine I is friends to him had often said, “ifyou don't stop, you'd soon be dead i’ But Bunker laughed and drank some more. And more, and mh: i and MORE!! and MORE!!! Till one day in his bed at night Poon Sunken had an awful fright! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephant: an I tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And HiRHOPOiAf/iusss i too I But when he saw a PURPLE COW! The Colonel to the Doc. said “Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Oust pass the SUHA.TURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals in Supatuna !

BE ON TIME. TO be late for work of a morning is not conducive to promotion, and yet it is so easy to over-sleep these da. winter mornings. AN ALARM CLOCK Will be your best friend now See the splendid selection of persistent and noisy Alarm Clocks that I am now showing. You will tind them good time keepers and sure rousers. R. M. PARKE S, Practical Watchmaker and Manufacturing Jeweller. (Late of Stewart Dawsons’). Twenty-five years’ experience in English and Colonial houses.

NOTICE TO TRESPASSERS. ANY person found trespassin with dog or gun on our pro perty after this date will be prose*cuted. COKER & CO. Moutoa, July 20th, 1911.