For watch, clock; & JEWELLERY REPAIRS Go TO PARKES, “THE” JEWELLER, Main Street, Foxton,
BUNKER’S BALLADE OF SUIiATUEAMembers of Parliament, bigwigs, cooks, Laundresses, grocers, and sailors bold, Sellers of cabbages, squibs and books, Dolts that by lawyers are bought and sold, Soapboilers, miners for coal and gold, Punters who smash on the gay geegee, Player and puritan, saint and scold, — All of ’em drink Suratura Tea ! Bailiffs and sharebrokers, pluckers and rooks, Hawkers of jewellery, gold and “ rolled,” Hatchers of companies, plots and spooks, Naughty black sheep that have left the fold, Dealers in muddledom, murk and mould, Patriots that roar o’ver the land and sea, Pricked politicians left out in the cold, — All of ’em drink Suratura Tea! Chaps that get famous by swinging their “ dooks,” Curates and mimes (by fair dames extolled), Roysterers heaping wild oats in stocks, Divas (don’t swallow all stories told), Crabby misanthropists hoary and old, Martyrs (there’s one of ’em left* maybe), Spendthrifts, and misers who hoard what they hold, All of ’em drink Suratura Tea ! L’ENVOY. Ships sailing safely, or derelicts shoaled, Splendour or poverty (you, sir, ( or me)— i All men need solace, ere yet they are p01ed.... All of ’em drink Suratura Pea! —William Bunker, Colonel. P. OSBORNE & OJ. UNDER T AKERS, The Avenue, Foxton. Charges—lnfants, from £i 10 s youths, from £2 10 s; a lilt s from £$ 15s.
£io:io:o EHSILY EARNED. Tonking’s Fourth Contest. Ist Prize, £5 55.; 2qcl Prize, It Is. ; 3rd Prize, £1 laj and 4 Prizes of 10/6 each. We offer a further Ten Guineas as above to the seven persons fanning the best testimonials to the curative powers of Tonking’s Clnseed Emulsion from the following 150 letters; — All the letters need not be used, but the Testimonial must cpntain the words i Tonking’s Linseed Emulsion. Contest Conditions. Decision to be rendered 14 days after j close of contest, and prizes paid at i once. A well-known literary man to act I as judge whose decision shall be final,-. No correspondence entered into. Each* contestant must enclose a Tonking’s Linseed Emulsion box panel 'containing/ the words “Gives Immediate Relief,**-* Front and back panel from larger bottlesj will give two chances. Contestants may< send in more that? one contribution, ify box panel for each is enclosed. Posbj all "Testimonials” not later than ber 31st. to Manager, Tonklng’s test, P.O. Box 160, Wellington. Tooklfls’iLluKtd Emulsion obtaloibKteomall i Chemists & Storekeepers, 1/6,2/6,6/6 pet bottle. Wholesale: From all Merchant*;
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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXII, Issue 890, 10 September 1910, Page 2
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