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Manawatu Herald, Volume XXXII, Issue 888, 6 September 1910, Page 2

For WATCH, CLOCK & JEWELLERY REPAIRS Go TO PARKES, “THE” JEWELLER, Main Street, Foxton. BUNKER S BALLADE OF SURATURA Members of Parliament, bigwigs, cooks, Laundresses, grocers, and sailors bold, Sellers of cabbages, squibs and books, Dolts that by lawyers are bought and sold, Soapboilers, miners for coal and gold, Punters who smash on the gay geegee, Player and puritan, saint and scold, — All of ’em drink Suratura Tea ! Bailiffs and sharebrokers, pluckers and rooks, Hawkers of jewellery, gold and “ rolled,” Hatchers of companies, plots and spooks, Naughty black sheep that have left the fold, Dealers in muddledom, murk and mould, Patriots that roar o’ver the land and sea, Pricked politicians left out in the cold, — All of ’em drink Suratura Tea! Chaps that get famous by swinging their “ dooks,” Curates and mimes (by fair dames extolled), Roysterers heaping wild oats in stocks, Divas (don’t swallow all stories told), Crabby misanthropists hoary and old, Martyrs (there’s one of ’em left, maybe), Spendthrifts, and misers who hoard what they hold, All of ’em drink Suratura Tea ! L’ENVOY. Ships sailing safely, or derelicts shoaled, Splendour or poverty (you, sir, or me) — All men need solace, ere yet they are p01ed.... All of ’em drink Suratura Pea ! —William Blinker, ColoneL

P. OSBORNE & 00 UNDERTAKERS, The Avenue, Foxton, Charges—lnfants, from £i 10 youths, from £2 10s ; aduli; from £$ i.ss. £10:10:0 EASILY EARNED. j Tonking’s Fourth Contest. Ist Prize, £5 Ss. : 2nd Prize, £2 25.; 3rd Prize, £1 Is; j and 4 Prizes of IQ, 6 each, 1 ( We offer a further Ten Guineas as ( above to the seven persons forming the best testimonials to the curative powers of Tonking’s Linseed Emulsion from the ' following 150 letters ; ] All the letters need not be used, but the Testimonial must contain the words Tonking’s Linseed Emulsion. Contest Conditions. Decision to be rendered 14 days after close of contest, and prizes paid at once. A well-known literary man to act as judge whose decision shall be final. No correspondence entered into. Each contestant must enclose a Tonking’s Linseed Emulsion box panel containing the words ‘‘('lives linmediate Relief.” Front and back panel from larger bottles will give two changes. Contestants may send in more than one contribution, if box pane! for each is enclosed. Post all ” Testimonials" not later than October 31st. to Manager, Tonking's Contest, I’.O. Box 160, Wellington. Tonking's Linseed Emulsion obtainable from all ClieinislsS Storekeepers, 1/6, 2/6, 4/6 per bottle. Wholesale: From all Merchants.